Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is filming Lizard Music, based on a popular novel, which Variety says is about "a young boy who stumbles upon strange lizard musicians on late-night TV, leading him to befriend a peculiar man with an elderly chicken." That man is The Chicken Man, and that man is The Rock. Apparently his prosthetics were done by the same people that did Tom Cruise's in Digger (wow, that's two free mentions today). Here he is wandering through New York looking elderly, and what really gets me is that it seems they used makeup to make one of The Rock's eyes seem bigger than the other. You can see it better here:
That's his co-star Theo Clark Leber (others include Rachel McAdams, Colman Domingo, Jeff Goldblum, Alicia Silverstone, Regina Hall, and David "I'm putting my career on hold" Krumholtz), alongside... I don't even know. Nobody cared enough to ask that plush lizard its name. Frankly, that's upsetting. Where is our humanity? Does he not have feelings? If you cut him, does he not bleed cotton? Did anyone even OFFER him a pizza? Where is his union rep?!?