CHER: So, you’re wearing a meat dress.
LADY GAGA: You’re wearing your outfit from If I Could Turn Back Time, dude!
CHER: Um, this is ICONIC.
LADY GAGA: SO IS MEAT.
CHER: I don’t know how to respond to that.
LADY GAGA: I’m even wearing MEAT SHOES:
CHER: None of this seems sanitary.
LADY GAGA: YOU’RE WEARING TAPE AS PANTS.
CHER: I guess you have a point. Let’s look at what you wore on the red carpet:
CHER: Snooze. After wearing a strip steak as a headband, this is about as exciting as the apron on a Starbucks barista.
LADY GAGA: What are you TALKING about? I look like Queen Isabella of Spain going to pose for one of those sculptures on the front of a boat!
CHER: You mean, a figurehead?
LADY GAGA: Whatever. I look like that, mixed in with someone who was in an explosion at the Kool-Aid factory during the blue cycle! It’s amazing! I’m amazing. Me me me me me!
LADY GAGA: WHATEVER?! THIS IS HARD WORK, OLD LADY.
CHER: Accept an Oscar wearing a six foot tall beaded showgirl headdress after years of being famous for singing songs about gypsies, tramps and thieves and get back to me about hard work, kid.
LADY GAGA:..okay, fair enough.