And tonight, the role of Kristen Stewart will be played by Elizabeth Reaser.

Yes, I know she’s in the movie, too. But come on: With the leather and the messy hair and whatnot, they are totally trying to insert a reasonable physical facsimile just in case Kristen Stewart never comes within twenty feet of Robert Pattinson again. If she shows up at the Breaking Dawn 2: Waaaah premiere in a skirt that barely skims her labia and sandwiched between Pattz and Lautner, we’ll know her bosses have REALLY come begging.

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