I am nigh on speechless. This is amazing. This is an aquamarine dream. She is so perfect here, so divine, that the only words I can offer are hopelessly hacky. You even have two terrible options from which to choose. Get ready:
Whichever piece of the above word rot you like better, there’s one thing we know for sure: Wherever Asher is, he’s making this face.
That’s just how it goes.