Another model whose face is doing all the work here.

That jacket is so boxy you could store your knick-knacks in it, the pleats are meh, and the shoes DEAR GOD THE SHOES ARE SO AWFUL. She looks like she dipped her feet in a jar of tahini and then put them in the freezer.

Seriously, that IS the type of thing someone wears if she’s pregnant and really freaked out about people noticing, because sometimes the stuff you do as evasive tactics is more obvious than just wearing what you have. I am not speculating here, because I do not know her life; more commenting that  it’s REALLY strange to have on something that unflattering if you AREN’T hiding a uterine secret because then people just call into question your eyeballs.

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