Interesting thing about my last Tyra post: I am clearly even LESS the target for this show than I thought, because most of you can’t abide her on it and loved Tom and Erin, whereas for me the only endurable part of the show before (including the dancing) was Carrie Ann, and it has required my IMMENSE tolerance for Tyra’s shenanigans to keep me watching so that I can root for Justina Machado (and Chrishell, but alas). Nonetheless, I am deeply amused by the campy fashion shenanigans, and now that I’m sucked in… Derek Hough is also bringing it?!? Let’s just look at the judges. I should have grabbed the dancer costumes, too. Wait, do I recap this now?!?

[Photos: ABC, except from my TV]