BC: Hello again!
EO: Hi!
BC: We’ve done much better this time, haven’t we?
EO: I think we nailed it.
BC: We took out a hammer and we nailed it.
EO: We’re the freaking HGTV network and we flipped this house.
BC: No, you’ve lost me there.
EO: Okay, let’s pivot and celebrate that we’re making meaningful eye contact with people this time!
BC: Well, this isn’t a deep, thoughtful photocall, is it? This one is raucous and chipper. Or at least that’s what I decided when I put on this mock turtleneck.
EO: And it came true.
BC: It’s a very powerful mock turtleneck.
