BC: Hello again!

EO: Hi!

BC: We’ve done much better this time, haven’t we?

EO: I think we nailed it.

BC: We took out a hammer and we nailed it.

EO: We’re the freaking HGTV network and we flipped this house.

BC: No, you’ve lost me there.

EO: Okay, let’s pivot and celebrate that we’re making meaningful eye contact with people this time!

BC: Well, this isn’t a deep, thoughtful photocall, is it? This one is raucous and chipper. Or at least that’s what I decided when I put on this mock turtleneck.

EO: And it came true.

BC: It’s a very powerful mock turtleneck.

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