This was a Roger Vivier party in honor of his shoes, so it’s a shame I don’t like more of them. It’s also a pretty random assortment of people; I’m looking forward to a lot of general bafflement in the comments about whether we are all too old for Hollywood now. The answer is NO, we are NEVER too old to complain about who the hell these kids are on our lawn.

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