Sadly, all the afterparties were private (Rihanna’s was the hottest ticket) and so we have to rely on photos of people coming and going from various… changing venues? Please tell me there are trailers parked nearby that people duck into to get out of their enormous gowns. Sadly, unlike the year when Katy Perry changed from a chandelier into a hamburger,  most people DID slip into something legitimately more comfortable.

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