MILLA JOVOVICH: Hey, do you have my quarterly taxes ready? I don’t want to get a penalty — weren’t they due last month?
ED NORTON: Huh?
MILLA: DUDE, my TAXES.
ED: Milla, I am not your accountant.
MILLA: Are you sure?
ED: YES. I am Edward Norton, noted intense actor and filmic control freak, once romantically linked to Courtney Love, against all probability.
MILLA: You look SO much like my accountant, this kind of cute young dude who always takes off his jacket and rolls up his shirt sleeves before dealing with my finances. I always want to tell him to get his shoes shined, too.
ED: SORRY TO DISAPPOINT.
MILLA: God, you’re so crabby.
ED: MAYBE I JUST DIDN’T WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THIS.
MILLA: Okay! Jeez!
ED: MAYBE SOME OF US DON’T NEED TO GO EVERYWHERE DRESSED LIKE WE’RE STARRING IN A REMAKE OF THE NOVEMBER RAIN VIDEO: NOW WITH FIFTY PERCENT FEWER SLEEVES!
MILLA: I GET IT. Man, I don’t know how Courtney put up with you.
ED: I’m legally prohibited from discussing that.
MILLA: Let’s just go inside.
