I appreciate these folks for going for some spangle. In these dark times, a little something shiny soothes the soul. And since the red carpet itself was not walked by very many people — most of them just showed up backstage, got their awards, and scurried out again — I threw in the last two or three people we were missing, who were NOT necessarily sparkly, but who at least did still bring some drama.

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