I was JUST wondering where Natalie Portman had gotten off to — professionally, I mean. Literally, I know that she’s living in Paris. What a terrible trial her life must be — and here she pops up again. She’s got four movies coming out over the next two years, so I suppose she’d also gotten off to, you know, work. Let’s see if her Dior is doing right by her. (Spoiler: No.)

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