Items of note, if you are not watching The Real Housewives of Whatever (at any moment, there is a 75% chance that I am watching an episode of The Real Housewives of Somewhere. I even watched Miami, and Miami was terrible [sorry, Andy Cohen]):

1) Adrienne Maloof here is currently in the midst of/has just concluded a super bitter divorce from her husband and is  dating Rod Stewart’s son Sean, who was way younger than she is and who was on this terrible terrible reality show with Randy Spelling and some other dude I forgot, all about rich sons of famous men, misbehaving. Even I did not watch it.

2) Adrienne is no longer on RHoBH and no one cares and I think that might be part of the reeason why THIS HAPPENED:

I feel like this ensemble was last spotted on an erstwhile Fly Girl who was cleaning out her closet and decided to try on one of her old costumes for kicks before discovering that her new boobs didn’t work with it anymore and then donating it to Out Of The Closet so that someone, at least, could wear it on Halloween.

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