The fashion parade at the BRITs was so intense that, in the end, I had to break out the Navels and Nipples into their own post. Gee, darn, that means this post only has Harry, Lizzo, Jodie, Salma, a Sam Smith outfit so bonkers that I buried it in here so that it can startle you, and a surprise ending. I hope that buffet can sustain you.

Oh, and Beyonce didn’t attend, but put this on to acknowledge her award on Instagram:


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The comments are all people begging for help getting tickets to her concerts. Literally the first one I was shown is Chrishell Stause begging to be taken off hold.

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