This feels like the department store designer impostor version of Miranda Kerr’s Oscars gown.

I can’t tell if it’s pants or a skirt; all I know is there’s a heinous triangle forming in her pelvic region whose shape evokes a super high-waisted skinny thong-type contraption, and it’s giving me wedgie anxiety. Not to mention that she once again looks like she threw this on after a hardcore boxing workout. At least try and hide it with some lipstick.

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