Dear Fug Nation,

Greetings from Fashion Week, where we are having wacktacular technical difficulties which mean we cannot update today. Oh, you will see a post pop up later that involves Sienna Miller but don’t think we are back! No, I wrote that Tuesday night when I was at home where things worked (other than my power; that was out for ages. It’s been quite a 48 hours). ANYWAY, hold tight, because we WILL be up and running sooner than later. Just not today.

To keep yourselves entertained, let’s tell stories of the worst hotels at which we’ve ever stayed. This one has technical difficulties but we once stayed at a place in Vegas where I am pretty sure there was a bloodstain on the wall. That was worse. Your turn!

PS: Sorry if this has typos. I’m setting it FROM MY PHONE. SEND WINE.