When we saw Whoopi wearing this, we assumed it was the beginning of some elaborate joke about Julia Roberts's outfit from the Globes: And then NO JOKE MATERIALIZED. Friends, I am confused. For one thing, Whoopi's get up looked like she made it at home - which
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View the gallery How do I hate this? Let me count the ways: 1) A lot; 2) SO MUCH; 3) FLAMES. ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE. And so forth. [Photos: WENN]
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We need to talk about whatever is happening here with Adrien Brody: Heather and I have this joke in Messy about how you can make a positive review out of anything. (I think the actual joke was that our heroine, Brooke Berlin, is touting a rave review she got for
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View the gallery Let's put a bow on this sucker and move on to Milan. [Photos Fame/Flynet, WENN, Getty]
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We've seen Jessie J in catsuits. We saw it for years. We winced and we cringed and we said, "Why is she doing that to her kick-ass body?" And then she stopped wearing them as much, and that felt right, because really, what could she
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I don't know how she did it, but Jessie J appears to have matched both her lipstick AND her toenail polish to her dress. That's commitment. I also don't know how she sat in that, walked in that, kept her privates to herself in
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Oh, honey, stop. The Grim Reaper isn't coming for you yet. But at this rate, Fug Madness certainly is. [Photo: Getty]
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Well, THIS certainly seems like the behavior of a person who doesn't want attention and isn't at all total jackwagon: If only, Shia. If only. [Photo: WENN]
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Victoria (whom you may remember from the Globes, and if you didn't, I'm very sorry that I just harshed your innocence) is a British socialite -- basically who I imagine Paris Hilton would like to be, a.k.a., dubiously employed but unquestionably titled -- and Joanna is
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Vika here went down in the quarterfinals of the Australian Open, and got booed by the crowd, which apparently decided last year that Azarenka has a sportsmanship problem (she took a medical timeout in the semi-final at a questionable time). I've decided this dress is her response.
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Somebody wants to get back in The Conversation. Right now, Jaimie Alexander should be composing a thank-you note that reads, "Dear Paris: I didn't think anything could make my naked dress seem less bad, but you really stepped up and achieved the impossible. You are the
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Adele Exarchopoulos here is in Blue Is The Warmest Color and she won Best Young Actor last night. She's also wearing something sort of predictably sheer: Nothing too out of the ordinary, right? It's like Predictably Fashion-Wacky: black, sheer, appliqued, potentially-feathered. Exactly what you
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I had a really weird brain fart the other day in which I read "Edie Falco" was nominated for Nurse Jackie, and my brain responded, "I didn't know Edie McClurg was on Nurse Jackie!" Strange, but at least it sent me down a pleasant
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Remember when Jared Leto got up to accept his award, and talked about waxing his body for Dallas Buyers Club, and his relief at not doing a Brazilian, and how women in the audience probably knew what he meant? I can think of one person who probably did: I keep
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And, no sooner did Lady Victoria Hervey astonish me with her naked grasping, than Kat Graham bummed me out with hers. Literally. And from the front: A big part of me says this isn't as bad as La Hervey's, because at least she has on some
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