I know Maitland Ward from being on The Bold and The Beautiful a whopping 20 years ago, but she also apparently starred in Boy Meets World -- which I never watched, because I chose my Savage, and it was Fred. Many of you, however, will only know her as The High
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I have been staring at this for fifteen minutes and I can't... well, I can't: Everything she's wearing is black, and if I'm not mistaken, they are all slightly DIFFERENT depths of black. They are also different depths of hideous. The blazer
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WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ANY OF US, MUCH LESS PADMA? Is Padma taking on the role of Rayanne Graff in a theatrical reboot of My So-Called Life, featuring only adults twenty years too old for their parts? And if so, can we get Claire Danes back? [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery As with so many parties that are Fresh Faces events, this one was actually a mix of newbies and people whose faces are only fresh in the sense that they are probably clean. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Every time I see this Jake Owen guy, I think, "Hello there, Cheesy Luke Wilson." [Photos: Getty]
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I feel like I just stumbled back in time and into someone's misguided LSD-fueled seance: I mean, if you told me she was two seconds away from twirling and then singing "I Got You, Babe," to a tree, I'd believe you. And if
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View the gallery We missed a LOT of Paris Fashion Week madness while we were in Oscars hell; it's time to rectify that with an omnibus of her omnipresent omnibody. [Photos: Pacific Coast News, WENN, Fame/Flynet, Splash]
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It's a jumpsuit parade today, which is one of the saddest kinds of parades there is. If you have seen Wolf of Wall Street, you know every inch of Margot Robbie's figure; if you haven't, you can still probably imagine the truth, which is
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Rita wore this to an event called The Glamour of Italian Fashion. But honey, there is nothing glamourous about what that Italian fashion is doing to your boobs -- not to mention that the whole vibe is Roadkill The Limo Plowed Over On The Way There. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery If anything confirms that the Hollywood Walk of Fame is essentially meaningless (beyond the fact that the stars are purchased by fans or studios or the stars themselves, or a combo: "The Starz cable network, for example, paid for Dennis Hopper's star as part
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View the gallery If the idea is that the more episodes you have in the can, the more skin you show, then they ought to pull this show off the air NOW. [Photos: WENN]
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In the spirit of the name of the movie, let's borrow from Robert Frost: "One seam diverged; it wasn't good, for Eye -- Eye took the road that traveled Thigh, And now I have too much information Although I also have a reason to do more
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Let's not mince words: I call bullshit on this. There is NO WAY anyone associated with this malevolent piece of sewing intended for it to be taken seriously, right? There is NO WAY anyone associated with acquiring this inept cocktail intended for the consumption of it to be
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There was a rumor going around in September that Tom Cruise and Jessica White were dating, and I think I speak for us all when I say PLEASE XENU LET THAT BE TRUE because LOOK: If she plays her cards right, she could be initiated very quickly as some kind
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This is certainly in the running for the dubious title of WORST DRESS OF THE YEAR: It's like a long-line thong bodysuit became sentient and promptly got frostbite. [Photo: Getty]
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