Let's get one thing straight: this is UTTER LUNACY. It is HIDEOUS. And yet, bizarrely, I might secretly love it: She looks like a complete crackpot, but a FUN one and a crackpot with whom I want to go have a champagne cocktail, IMMEDIATELY. She looks like that
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NPH is starring on Broadway in Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and I feel like he just decided not to wash off last night's makeup: Also, I can think of several places to add a few angry inches, but we'll have to discuss them with Neil
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I am enjoying the red hair on her for now: Heather and I had a conversation yesterday wherein we decided that if you could just shave off the shower curtain from the bottom of this thing, and then beam her into the MTV Movie Awards, we'd been in
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Can we all just agree that maybe Kate Upton was not the best choice for the whole D&G Saucy Sexy Italian Widow thing? Instead of looking like someone who would be seductively biting into a peach whilst leaning out of a window in Florence, admiring some hot shirtless
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View the gallery Well, Cinderella is the ultimate semi-homemade princess. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I think it's possible that I just don't like Givenchy much lately. Unless you're Cate Blanchett. And sometimes not even then. (Could Cate have pulled off Kim Kardashian's Upholstery Trauma of last year? I don't think even
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Last night, on Twitter, I noted that she looks like a drunken extra in Kiss Me Kate, and I stand by that in the harsh, cold light of day. Because WHAT: Everything about this looks like it was wadded up in a closet and forgotten about until five minutes before
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"Hello, I'm Mama Shailene." "You just sit your tushie on down and relax and maybe bake up some kale chips while I find some peyote." Earlier in the night, though, Shailene did at least bring it to the Late Show (and, I hope, poured
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View the gallery Well. This was bold. [Photos: Getty]
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Have you been wondering what Kate Walsh is doing now that Private Practice is over? The answer: THE BALLET OF THE DAMNED. (And, to help out, she's also working as an usher at intermission. Team spirit!) [Photo: Getty]
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Is Agent Provocateur REALLY trying to make clothes intended to be worn outside the bedroom? Bceause they're going to have to try a little harder. Surely after this, NOBODY is going to want to appear anywhere in a translucent, pinchy mess that evokes getting stuck inside the world&
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We just checked in with Mischa Barton; now let's see what her erstwhile O.C. co-star is up to: The answer is, "Turning a Ralph Lauren duvet cover from Macy's into a frame for some polterwang." [Photo: Getty]
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This dress is not good. It makes her look like a box that somebody quit trying to open. But my first piece of free advice is: If your illusion netting undulates spontaneously, you're doing it wrong. Marble your cakes, your rib-eyes, and your slabs, not your torso.
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This is going to be SO embarrassing for Kensington Pubis -- er, I mean, Palace... ... because Kate Middleton had just picked this out for her last day in Australia. [Photo: Getty]
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Ariana Grande is totally America's soulmate. Because, admit it: If any of us had been invited to the White House Easter Egg roll, and the First Family and thirty-thousand other people would be there, we ABSOLUTELY would've dressed up like a sweater drawer that recently
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