Fugvenge: Amber Valletta
Okay, I know I've said this before and been joking but I actually mean it this time: What IS this? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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Okay, I know I've said this before and been joking but I actually mean it this time: What IS this? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Read more"Someday," she thought, "my prince will come." "And when he does, he'll be so GLAD I bought that pastel stamp set and made a chastity garment that protects the rare virtue of my elbows and upper forearm. And when we marry I shall
Read moreIt's time for me to deploy my favorite opener to one these things, and, as I always do, I really mean it this time: Her head looks FANTASTIC. I love you, Glenn Close. I love you as that HBIC Patty Hewes on Damages and I never take off
Read moreGranny panties, a see-through skirt, and a poorly draped top that puts the "ow" in luau? Looks like someone has a raging case of the Kimyes. Beyonce was right to skip the wedding, they clearly don't have a vaccine for this yet. This is so
Read moreDeath is not an option, Fug Nation. Your choice: the sheer trend... ... or CULOTTES OF DOOM? I know Lupita's weren't technically culottes, but I fear these baggy shapeless sartorial con artists are drawing a bead on pelvises everywhere. If two is pattern but three is a
Read moreView the gallery Can this finally be the death knell of the sheer trend? BECAUSE HOW MUCH MORE SHEER CAN WE GET? Is this not THE MOST SHEER that we can, as a people, TRULY ACCOMPLISH? Have we not reached the OUTER LIMITS OF SHEER? Should not every other sheer
View GalleryWHAT WHY HOW NO: WORDS. I guess now we know what it looks like when you decide to wear your bra under your bathing suit. Under jeans. AT A PARTY. I CAN'T. [Photo: Getty]
Read moreView the gallery I do not know that they put in the champagne in Monte Carlo before this event started, but this show looks like it was all over the place. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryNo, I literally need someone to explain this to me: Because from where I sit, it looks like the undone bow tie of a giant paired with the apron of a carhop, and what may well be a totally blameless skirt that's somehow been dragged into a huge,
Read moreOh, sweet child: The V jokes write themselves. [Photo: Getty]
Read moreView the gallery This Russian TV personality -- a nice, vague resume line -- wore a hair crown at the opening ceremony, and she did NOT stop there. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryOh, my God. No, Natasha. You know what is not still unwritten? MY HORROR. This is the kind of thing you wear when you call the paparazzi and tell them you're going to the doctor/Bristol Farms market/the gym, so they will run a photo of your
Read moreDior is the master of beautiful overlays that could have been stunning... if they were real dresses. First Jennifer Lawrenc got the Onesie With A Dream, and now this: There are a couple offenses here: One is the fact that they put Charlize Theron in a glorified bodyshaper and it&
Read moreView the gallery Last year she wore golden feathers. This year she looks like a burst pillow at a slumber party fight. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryI can't believe we almost forgot to deal with this. It was one of my biggest Cathy moments of the entire night -- you know, ACK, sweat drops, hair standing on end, the whole bit: However, all will be forgiven if she brings me a cold Lone Star beer
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