"HOLA LOVERS." "Am I wearing pants, you say? No. Because I am the girl who is down to earth, not that Garment person who sucked Funfleck into a vortex of boo, and who selfishly wears TWO LEGS. I do not NEED two of everything when people are
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In the immortal words of Joey Lawrence: whoa. Which do we think will happen first: Johnny Depp plays Steven Tyler, or Johnny Depp turns INTO Stephen Tyler? [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
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Between this and her slew of looks the other day... I mean, Fug Madness campaigns have been waged with less, y'all. When this was on the runway, I noted that it really hurt my feelings, and it's still true. She looks like when we would play
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View the gallery Regular readers know I am generally enamored of Erdem (although the original version of this, uh, number was from a collection that Style.com called "overwhelmed by sadness," which, aptly, is totally how I feel right now). But this may have proved, finally, and beyond
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There is something hilariously right about the fact that he's wearing this to a Stella McCartney party: I feel like this is what Stella would come up with if someone asked her to costume a hip, new reboot of The Last Supper. [Photo: Splash]
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View the gallery This. Has. Everything: Aisha Tyler, someone from Knots Landing, thigh purses, and that thing where people look forty even though they aren't even 25 yet. [Photos: Pacific Coast News, Getty]
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Oh, sweet child, please stop undervaluing the contributions your FACE can make to the world: There is no need to audition for Miss Cosmic Boob Fireworks Twinkle Nightie 2014. Your soap is still on the air. [Photo: Getty]
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I'm sad for the Daytime Emmys. As if soaps didn't already feel like the bastard stepchild of the entertainment world, now nobody will televise the show, and apparently the red carpet pre-show was an unholy nightmare. I miss the olden days, when every channel had
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View the gallery Tights are not pants. You know what else tights are not? SLEEVES. THIS WHOLE OUTFIT IS SOLD IN THE INTIMATES SECTION. [Photos: AKM/GSI]
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Suddenly, I know EXACTLY what Jessie J is going to look like in 50 years, when I'm having her over for mai tais on the lanai: Exactly like this but presumably with a crazy old lady beehive. This is one of those outfits, seriously, where I look at
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View the gallery In which a lot of people we like look decent -- Keri Russell has never been such a bombshell -- and then Kaley Cuoco and Michelle Monaghan bring some serious WHAT to the proceedings. [Photos: Splash]
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She looks about as delighted by this jumpsuit situation as I am: My only explanation is that she literally climbed out of her cozy bed wearing the American Eagle Night Romper she got on deep sale for $4.39 when American Eagle was like, "a night romper's
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I am deeply perplexed by this entire thing: Wide-legged white pants (fine), seafoam green lace pillowcase shirt (wha?) and Maidenform bra (?!?!?!?!!!!). That's not even getting started on the weird-ass proportions of this thing -- is it possible for an outfit to make a person's head
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... Well, this is a swerve. I feel like in the past, her shin was the only part we DIDN'T always see. Maybe she's super into Living The Photonegative right now. [Photo: Splash]
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I noted earlier that I am really not feeling Sophia Bush's edgier new style. And that goes quadruple for this iteration of it. It's VERY Velma Kelly Does Maxim, and whatever, we all know she'd be a pretty fun time on the town, but
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