Very Good Fugs: Maggie Gyllenhaal
Well, at least her lipstick is nice. But the rest of it is, as Jess said, fashion oatmeal: lumpy, bland, unappetizing, and like homework to consume. [Photo: Getty]
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Well, at least her lipstick is nice. But the rest of it is, as Jess said, fashion oatmeal: lumpy, bland, unappetizing, and like homework to consume. [Photo: Getty]
Read moreActually, let's begin with a perfectly regular outfit, from Zoe's Instagram feed: After weeks and weeks of midriff-nonspecific clothing, this tucked-and-tight Monique Lhuillier sure seems tantamount to making the announcement everyone has been speculating is coming. And I mention that first, because knowing
Read moreRegardless of your feelings about showing up at anything for Chris Brown -- even a charity event -- I think we can all agree this is tone-deaf: IT'S A KICKBALL GAME, child. AND NOT THE DOMINATRIX KIND. [Photo: Splash]
Read moreView the gallery In case you missed it, we covered part of this Selena Gomez Italian Jaunt over the weekend, but I think I've saved the CRAZIEST for today. I hope you had a sustaining breakfast. [Photo: AKM/GSI, Splash, Fame/Flynet]
View GalleryI'm quite perplexed by what is happening here: Like, from the hips down, it is normal. From the rib cage up, it is normal. But right in the middle there, it's like she's wearing a high fashion back brace: I spent an hour convinced
Read moreJAY: Hey, Bey. BEYONCE: Hey, Jay. JAY: You okay? BEY: Like a fine cabernet. JAY: Should we cover some Sugar Ray? BEY: I want to do "My Way." JAY: Maybe someday. BEY: I get a say. I'm the one with leather up in my va-jay-
Read moreGood old Vanessa from Brooklyn. At least she seems happy -- which she probably IS, now that she's off Gossip Girl and has been allowed to cut those third-hand extensions out of her hair. However, a cuffed business jumpsuit is nothing to smile about -- it almost looks more
Read moreI saw this and said to myself, "Yep, another Hollywood person in a see-through maxi-dress; another collective prayer of thanks for the presence of undergarments." But... well, I bet you know what's coming: It's a Hollywood person in a see-through JUMPSUIT.
Read moreOh, Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald. I know you had a hard life on Passions, including nearly being cremated alive, and going down to hell with Julian Crane and having to hang out with him there while Hitler wandered by you. But that's no excuse for THIS much sideboob. AT
Read more... Well, I like the jacket, and the shoes, and the bag, and her head. But that outfit looks like she got caught in a net that was meant to snare Rita Ora. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Read moreIn case you're wondering if Chloe Sevigny ever wakes up and desperately misses her days of being a sister-wife on Big Love... ...the answer is obviously YES, YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES. [Photo: AKM/GSI]
Read moreOh, Gwen Stefani. This may be inappropriate of me to ask, but might you have a word with your stepdaughter? Because I am almost out of them. All I can muster is a bilious sting of NO WHAT STOP ACK HOSE EVIL BOO IT BURNS. Why is it opaque ONLY
Read moreYou saw what she wore to arrive at the Chanel show today, but have you seen what she wore to leave? (Do not ask me why she's changing clothes to leave a venue: I can only assume she wanted to be wearing this and not her mesh harem
Read moreView the gallery You've done it again, Kristen and Karl. You are a dynamically, dismally deranged duo. Although, I must be honest: I get a tremendous kick out of this asshattery, more than I do the continued Diormat Jennifer Lawrence, because I feel that Kristen Stewart knows exactly
View GalleryOne on hand, this is crazy. On the other hand, she is being adorable throughout this press tour. She looks like if Mrs Roper won the Lottery and invested in some REALLY high-class caftans. They're glamorous and glorious and high-fashion and...still a wacky caftan. But
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