Chrissy used every trick she could think of to make this work... ... but not even a pillowcase and reeds from a Gandalf wig could hide that she'd stolen the slacks off an eighty-year old. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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Now that I have seen this, I'm honestly really bummed all over again that she and Thomas Jane are no more, although I'm also bummed because until now I did not know the mighty caftan could be completely drained of joy: She looks like a leader
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Kudos to the handsome stone-faced dude for remaining so stoic in the face of such roiling eye-trauma: The only scenario in which these pants are acceptable are if you've just recovered from being dragged behind a train. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
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FUG NATION. Prepare for a truly abhorrent artistic endeavor. I'm here for you in the difficult time ahead. Are you ready? Behold: Wax Selena Gomez. IT'S ROTTEN. The face somehow looks like Judy Garland, in a way that's an insult to Judy Garland. The
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View the gallery Zendaya told the press that her pink dress was inspired by Madonna in the Material Girl video, and while no one loves classic Madonna like I do, I wish someone on Team Zendaya had explained that Madonna was herself dressed exactly like Marilyn Monroe in Gentleman Prefer
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I was feeling speechless about this "gown," air quotes fully operational. But then an ad for El Pollo Loco came on, with the slogan, "Crazy you can TASTE!" And my job was done for me. [Photo: Getty]
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Okay, this was going to be about her outfit, but then I read a rumor that Chloe G.M. might be dating Brooklyn Beckham. And for starters, MY EYES, I can't believe Posh's child is old enough to DATE; also, I love that, and the only
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Let's experience this together as I did: First, with a shot of Katie that was in close-up. I thought to myself, "Well, one-shoulder, but whatever, maybe it has potential. I like her makeup. I wish she was dating someone that would get Us Weekly to
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Dammit, Perry. Now I'm hungry. [Photo: Splash]
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There is a right way to do midriff, and a wrong way. And then the not-even-close way. I would like to blame Stella McCartney, as the pants are by her, and she and Dior are our favorite scapegoats for the world's evils right now (Spencer Pratt,
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My husband walked by as I was examining this photo and he said, "Yeah, you should write about that hat." It is amazing that he thought it was a hat, although I don't blame him for trying to live in sweet, sweet denial. Pretending it'
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This party was called The For Love & Lemons Annual SKIVVIES Bash. NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY. I realize these are made BY the company, but... from what I can tell, the only other people on the red carpet who decided to go in this direction were people
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View the gallery I'm obviously suffering from major heat stroke, because I just thought to myself, "hmmm, Lady Gaga kind of works as a Take-No-Prisoners '80s Business Woman with a Cher fetish." [Photos: AKM/GSI]
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I know that part of the cognitive dissonance here comes from the fact that I know this actress thanks to her role on Masters of Sex, where she is (generally) very straight-laced and primly dressed: But that is not a top. It is a back brace mating with a
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Our photo service described this look as "magnificent," and I kept thinking about that Seinfeld where someone describes a hideous baby as "breathtaking" and Elaine can't parse whether or not it's an insult when the same person also calls her breathtaking. Because
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