Golden Globes WTF Carpet: Lady Victoria Hervey
View the gallery Not to put too fine a point on it, but: I think we've found this year's tragic desperate assclown. [Photos: Getty]
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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Paula Patton
View the gallery When she came out in this, after we finished clapping and covering our eyes, Jessica turned to me and said, "This is like if the dress Kate Middleton wore to the christening took growth hormones." [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryGolden Globes Fug Carpet: Emma Watson
View the gallery This felt so promising when I only saw it from the waist up and before I realized it was actually, like, a backless apron over pants. Oh, Emma Watson. At least you look divine from the neck up. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryGolden Globes Fug Carpet: Julia Roberts
Dude, Julia: JUST BUY A DRESS WITH SLEEVES IF YOU CARE SO MUCH. Love, The Universe
Read moreGolden Globes Fug Carpet: Zoe Saldana
This one is such a head-scratcher that we're at dandruff-warning Defcon 1. Clearly Cinderella's mice have been hitting the absinthe again. The best part is that on the red carpet, she somewhat self-aggrandizingly noted that Prabal Gurung made this and told her that
Read moreFugs and Fabs: Britney's Opening Night Audience
View the gallery I wish more celebs had traipsed to Vegas for Britney's first show there, but at least the two most famous ones in attendance were up to their usual shenanigans. [Photos: WENN]
View GalleryFuggakech Film Festival
Has she short-circuited? Cut it off and make it a mini-dress, and I'll have that conversation; wear this on your patio with a pitcher of margaritas, some cheesecake, and a view of the neighbor's pool boy, and I'm totally there with you.
Read moreFugs, Fabs, and WTF: The ARIA Awards Red Carpet
View the gallery Every year I have to look up what the ARIA Awards actually are, and every year I say the same thing to myself: "Oh, RIGHT! The Australian Grammys! Sort of. Right?" So, as is now tradition, Australian readers, please correct me if I'm
View GalleryRecent Fugs, Fabs and WTFs of Jessie J
View the gallery Yes, you should TOTALLY wear a shirt where your nipples are concealed solely by high-fashion whipped cream to meet Prince Charles and Camilla. That being said, before you, dear reader, delve into the recent assorted craziness of Jessie J, I DO have to draw your attention
View GalleryFugs, Fabs, and WTFs: The Victoria's Secret Afterparty
View the gallery It's time for us all to go on model overload. And, fair warning: some of these women look like the trauma of strutting around in a giant dreamcatcher broke the part of their brain where good sartorial decisions are made. In other words: SOME OF
View GalleryFabs and WTFs: The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
View the gallery All I know is, whenever I go into my local Victoria's Secret, they're always fresh out of giant feathered headpieces. It's incredibly irritating. (PS: Here, as in the Taylor Swift piece below, be scantily clad ladies. Bear that, and the possibility
View GalleryWhat the Fug: Adrienne Bailon
Sweet holy hellfire. Put down the varnish, kid. YOU'RE NOT A TABLE. [Photo: Getty]
Read moreWTFug: Jaimie Alexander
Let me put this in context for you: Peter Facinelli is dating Jaimie Alexander. He did not attend this Thor 2: Best Little Thorhouse In Texas premiere, because there was a Twilight event, but his sixteen-year old daughter Luca Bella did. So although she and Jaimie weren't
Read moreFugs, Fabs, and WTFs: Halloween Part 2: The Return
View the gallery And Halloween continues, with -- at last! -- Heidi Klum's always majestic efforts, as well as a truly impressive outing from Kelly and Michael at Live. We don't have all their costumes in our photo subscription, but you should take a spin through the round-
View GalleryFugden Smith
Here's the thing: I know Jaden is only 15, but this kid is a Smith, and he's dating a Kardashinner (Jenndashian?). I FIRMLY believe his every fashion move is as conscious and planned as it would be if he were 25 or 35. Knit straitjacket, goofy
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