Something about the setting of this photo makes her look as if she's the hostess at a tiki restaurant, waiting to escort you to your table: And PRAYING for the day that her manager gets over this bizarre ruffled shower curtain fetish. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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YOU GUYS. I cannot wait to see Anne Hathaway skate her free dance to Whitesnake's Greatest Hits. That IS how to get America to fall back in love with you! No, wait! THIS next look is, if by "fall in love with you," you mean, "
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Kathryn Hahn found this: a) in the bargain bin at Mood, under Sewing Machine Accidents (Clearance, Non-Refundable); b) in an Alice In Wonderland fever dream brought on by eating some really REALLY bad sushi; c) in a PSA on the dangers of staple guns; d) in an episode of
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If this looks familiar, it's because Lorelei Linklater wore its brethren to the Oscars. Chelsea's version is better to my eye, because it's more fluid (Lorelei's looked like student work, by someone who hoped to be chucked out of the program). But
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Dear Julianne Hough: I'm so sorry to hear about the apocalypse coming very specifically only to your neighborhood. Was it bad? Is it all like the opening of Terminator 2 up in there? Do you need anything, like laundry detergent, or fresh fruit? I can send you a
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"HOLA LOVERS." "I am not at the Emmys so stop looking at the Emmys and LOOK AT ME. I am giving you so much to discuss, lovers. Forget the Hamm and Veep and How To Get Murdered. I SPIT on your Lame of Thrones. But I will
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View the gallery If the enduring legacy of Gwyneth Paltrow is that people wear capes on the red carpet now, I have to say, I'm satisfied and on board with that. Even if some of these -- Samira's -- are more successful than others. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Jessica and I are in full agreement that this might be the worst dress of the year -- like, by a major celebrity at a proper event, not a D-lister desperate to break the Internet. Although honestly, all things considered, this might also be worse than any
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People who've read The Royal We often tweet us to confess they wish our protagonist's father's invention, the Coucherator (a fridge-sofa hybrid), actually existed. So do we, friends. But its cousin may be real: I mean, if that's not a Pantserator,
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View the gallery Or in pizza* terms: It's not delivery, it's DiGiorNOOOOOOOO. *For the uninitiated, one day we decided we were tired of talking about sheer clothing and decided to talk about pizza instead. It's morphed into GFY slang in which "pizza"
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View the gallery Look, there are a lot of things I can appreciate about Miley. Her hosting performance last night was not one of them. But you can't deny that at least she picked "go big" in the age old dilemma of going big, or going
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A Fug National tweeted, "Well, at least Miley is wearing a cape." And I thought, "Oh, yay, I do love a cape." I did not consider that she meant it THIS way. Girl, even a BAD TGI Friday's employee wears more pieces of flair
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I can't decide if this makes me terrified, exasperated, exhausted, or amused at what might await when Miley hosts the VMAs on Sunday. The answer might be "all of the above." [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery We're LIMPING toward the VMAs, so I actually decided to take advantage of a curated photo album, and present to you: Things Serena Has Worn To Flushing Meadows In The Aughts. Very few of them are worthy of her. [Photos: Getty]
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I saw this photo of Gwen leaving Church, shouldering what I assume is one of her kids' Sunday School backpacks, and thought, "Okay, I could be on board, especially because she somehow matched her lens tint to her kid's school supplies." But this is Gwen
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