Posts tagged: “WTF”

Dude. I guess I had been wondering what the intersection of Grand Dame of the Theatre and Oops, I Forgot My Top was, and now we know. [Photo: Getty]

I generally like Erdem, as you guys know, but this is a crock-pot full of crazy: I've spent the last twenty minutes to figure out if there IS a woman who could successfully wear this. Keira? Lupita? Blanchett? Carey Mulligan? J. Lo?  And every person I imagine

She. Is. A treasure. She, as a human person inside a piece of cloth, somehow looks very glamorous and comfortable despite the fact that she's clad as some kind of bovine flamenco dancer (flamencow?). And everywhere I look, there's another skin window: Let's not

This thing is custom: You guys, what are we doing? If this is what passes for custom high-fashion, we should be hot-glue-gunning baby blankets to some old sack and sticking a five-figure price tag on it. WE WILL BE RICH. My flaming rage hand says mama

So, Ulyana Sergeenko is at least a real designer (even if she's one I don't respond well to very often), as opposed to, say, a cartoon of one, like Jeremy Scott is to me. But this was custom, so I assume that means it has Miley&

Friends, I thought this was pants at first. And when I did, I thought, "I wish I could be any Fug National who is seeing this for the first time," because you don't soon forget that feeling of pure discovery when you stumble into a SWEET

I just enlarged this and then stared at it for ten minutes trying to process what is even happening. It's like a cross between a hand painted commemorative plate, a Rankin-Bass movie, and a fourth-grader's sketch book. [Photo: Getty]

This shirt is like the cold open of The Good Wife: EVERYTHING happens right off the top and then fifteen minutes later when the title card shows up, you're like, "Wait, WHAT, we're only at the credits? SO MUCH HAS TAKEN PLACE." There'

This is...well, it's memorable, anyway? I AM always yapping on about being memorable, after all. It's also in contention to be the new uniform for the cocktail waitresses at Caesar's Palace. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Sometimes when I say this, I am being sarcastic, or intentionally obtuse. But this time I SERIOUSLY NEED someone to explain to me what this is. Is the collar attached to the jumpsuit, and she chose to shimmy the blazer underneath it? Is the collar ATTACHED to the blazer, and

Let it be known that (a) I love that she's branching out, (b) I love the colors, and (c) I love her makeup. HOWEVER: This bodice perplexes me deeply. We've seen this sort of top before -- most noteworthily, on Rosamund Pike's HORRIBLE Golden Globes