Oh, man. Bellamy. MELLIE. This may be the worst thing I've ever seen you wear. If I may scroll up for a second, your FEET look fantastic. But then we get up to your torso, and well, I'm not ENTIRELY sure that isn't the
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I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be tucked into pants, assuming it isn't actually a very large disco hanky. But if she must insist on pretending it's a dress, why does she then also have to stand like a truck driver? With apologies
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What is even HAPPENING HERE? Is this a nightgown? Is she sleep-walking? Can someone please check on Jennifer Morrison? [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery Not all of these people deserve the crankiness of this headline. But Globes night was so REFRESHINGLY devoid of sheers, that it was exhausting to wake up after a paucity of sleep to find that several of them crashed the afterparties. Here's the thing: When
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You guys, she kind of did it! I just couldn't resist starting with that one. It's like her reaction is, "wait. What? You like it? AWESOME. Okay, I'll stop and listen to your praise." And here it is, not in action: I
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One of my favorite things about these big shebangs is deciding who gets to be our lead-off hitter the next morning. It's not your biggest bat, necessarily, but it needs to be someone who at least has a shot at getting things stared off with a kick.
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Well. I find this uniquely, prodigiously hideous. It's really tight in the pelvic triangle, barren in other spots... I referred to it my head as Mangy Flamenco Seatbelt, which coincidentally may also the title of an exciting Wilco/Ricky Martin collaboration. But beyond the full frontal horrors, there
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View the gallery I wanted to separate out the stuff that has a point of view beyond, "BE MY GYNO."
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View the gallery Because there was enough of it to warrant its own slideshow, which ITSELF could stand to be split into two slideshows. Y'ALL. CLOTHES IN 2016. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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I feel like the Dudes Perry here are like, "WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. DISAVOW!" "We're just the, uh, manbunned maitre d' and the, er, the valet...who ripped his pants because he got dragged behind one of the cars for a
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View the gallery Please believe me when I tell you this is not safe for work. I am not joking. She gets naked. (I didn't even notice HOW naked until I was really into this, but...naked.) [Photos: Getty]
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First of all, I am a huge fan of Serena, and I am delighted that she was named Sports Illustrated Sportsperson of the Year. She is an exceptional athlete -- she could easily be named Sportsperson of the Decade -- and she had an amazing year, even without the Grand Slam. She
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Wait a minute. We've all been so focused on the actors from this one big franchise that we completely forgot to check in with the star of another cosmic masterpiece, Space Camp. While she is killing time, waiting for someone to gather Tate Donovan, Kelly Preston, Joaquin Phoenix,
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View the gallery Well, you can't say her dress is sleeveless. They're PRESENT; they're just hanging down her back, and tailored for Inspector Gadget. [Photos: Getty]
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Look, she's in Miami here: Can we all just agree that she got REALLY lost on the way back from the pool, and decided to go with it? [Photo: Getty]
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