View the gallery Some people might look upon Sharon Stone in wings, posing in front of a tree Beelzebub (Treezlebub?) hiding on a branch, and think, "Well, THIS is a piano picture. FOR ME." Sharon Stone, however, is probably thinking, "Don't tell, but these are
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Laura here came to theatrical renown as Mary Poppins, and is in the recent Finding Neverland Broadway show, which also starred (stars?) Matthew Morrison and Kelsey Grammar. So she's better than this, is what I'm saying. It's possible that this is merely the ILLUSION
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View the gallery The title of the event was snoozy, but fortunately, Halle Berry may have a Pavlovian reaction to the letters "HFPA" -- sponsors of the Golden Globes -- and so she busted out something that may have been raised on a nut farm. [Photos: Getty]
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Rita Ora wore this to a radio station to promote...something: I can't decide if it's HILARIOUS -- I have several jokes half-written about how this is, truly, an ensemble for radio -- or hideous, or, perhaps that most treasured of sartorial occurrences, BOTH. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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You guys, there is nothing I love more than when celebs are asked to "host" a "pool party" in Vegas. Because you can tell they all think, "Sure, that sounds fun OH GOD WHAT DO I WEAR TO THAT?" Because you can't
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STC here is an actress you've totally seen before -- she played Lita Ford in The Runaways with Kristen Stewart, for example -- and she also starred in Sleepover, which was (trivia!) also the movie responsible for the very existence of the blog you are currently reading, because Heather and
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Well, we can't see her REAL labia, obviously and thank God for that. But Dior worked really hard to make her a fabric replica. SHE IS A WALKING VALENTINE TO VAGINAL LIPS, y'all, and that dude behind her may never be the same. * Oooh, apparently Dior
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I would criticize this for the visible bra... ... but the thing is, the bra is the only part I like. [Photo: Getty]
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"HOLA LOVERS." "I have a plan, lovers. Shh. Hear me out. My talent show is ending next year and so I am going to go revitalize another big show: Lots of Kardashians or whatever. I will go in like a Category Lopez Hurricane and I will blow
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View the gallery So, last night there was a gala in St. Tropez for the Leonardo DiCaprio foundation, and it was a pizza buffet. Most of the pictures aren't available to us -- boring blogger specifics; pour some out for this loss, though, because I would've dearly
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Obviously the truly hideous outfits will always make our eyeballs vibrate with all the inaudible screams coming from their component parts. But every so often, when I notice a garment that is so hideous, so misguided, so roundly deplorable, and so gut-stabbingly fugly that it recalls the very foundation
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View the gallery Oh, Lady Gaga! I JUST read a (very interesting) article that wondered if you were going normal on us. I think this first look certainly disagrees with that theory. (Although Normal Lady Gaga is my own personal favorite. She got us so used to Crazy Gaga that
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OKAY. For context, this was at a "'Cool for the Summer' Pool Party Tour With New York's #1 Hit Music Station Z100." THAT SAID: I don't know what the hell kind of pool parties y'all are going to, but AT
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Gird yourselves, my friends. Remember when she thought she was wearing a bib? Now she's wearing a breastplate and matching Western kerchief. Yes, IT'S A BIBDANNA. And it's after all of our souls. Make no mistake, that thing is not playing by any rules.
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And we're scrolling, we're scrolling, we're scrolling... ... and we're shrieking. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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