"Patience, my pet," Gigi cooed. "Behave yourself, and you may crush the human trashpile of your choosing. But first we have a job to do. And that is to bleach the Earth of all who do not submit to the pop culture behemoth that is Zaygi Madid.
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View the gallery You'd better not discuss Sunday's Game of Thrones in front of Madonna without making sure she's seen it. You do NOT want to violate this woman's spoiler policy. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Sarah Jessica has really raised the Met Gala bar for herself in recent years, from dramatic headdresses to a Mohawk fascinator to the Oscar de la Renta gown that ultimately, poignantly, served as his swan song. And while this was certainly whimsical, it didn't pack
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This is... strange. The sleeves look like chef toques, the front looks like a cross between an apron and a wrap dress, and the pants... well, look like pants. But pants that feel silly for having been drafted into an outfit that makes them absurd, instead of mighty. And then
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I really do not get this. It looks like she's wearing a cocktail table set atop a dining table: Wearing furniture being stacked to move after a charity function is very difficult to pull off. I don't care how cute your shoes are. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery No, you're not mistaken. Rihanna IS dressed as the progeny of a Kardashian and a baseball. [Photos: Getty]
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Welcome back, SWINTON, you deeply engaging beacon of confusion. I don't even understand what this garment fundamentally IS, much less how it works. Is it a coat pinned to a chair cover? A child's First Communion vestment gathered up and belted to her for luck? Is
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I love the bob on her. I am not as certain about the dress, which I assume was inspired by a dream the designer had about bees. The black patches being so high make it look like her boobs live in her collarbone. [Photo: Getty]
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This is a scrolldown, and you don't have to go too far either: I'm not sure, but I BELIEVE this may have started digesting itself. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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We saw these tights once before, on Diane Kruger. That means we've seen them worn by two generally groovy people who -- either in their own minds, or in fact -- have an ability to sell people on stuff that's otherwise bonkers. And yet I don't
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View the gallery There are so many Cons right now. LA has a WonderCon that's kind of like ComicCon without the excessive pimpage of TV and film. Now there's a CinemaCon, and of course ComicCon this summer, and another one on the East Coast, or something.
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View the gallery We'll discuss the covers next week -- Jess and I are stockpiling content in the event that, while traveling, our Internet goes kerflooey -- but let's not hold back on the party, at which underboob is deployed by an unlikely source. (How's THAT
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You may have heard that Lindsay Lohan is engaged to her 22-year old Russian boyfriend. Wait, no she's not, wait, there's a ring on her finger, wait, try to get it trending on Twitter, etc. But who cares about any of that when she'
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This is actually more funny to me than anything. Jess's reaction was, "Bless her heart," and mine was to think that my grandmother would have called this "snazzy." I just sincerely feel like she dropped her keys in a bowl and is ready to
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Readers, I literally screamed when I saw this: Actually, it was more like this: (I was Titus in that scenario, not News Anchor Carol. Actually, I think I was BOTH Titus and News Anchor Carol.) It is...a walking face-palm of an ensemble. The lace leggings are a crime,
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