HALLE: And so we're presenting this award to my dear friend Will Smith, who... QUEEN LATIFAH'S BRAIN: Halle. Halle. HALLE. We discussed this. HALLE: ... great actor, generous co-star... QLB: Yes, just keep talking. Pretend we didn't promise we'd come out here
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Raise your hands if you wish this dress ended the way it began. It's okay if you just used that raised hand to bang on your head a little. I did. Her legs look like the teleportation machine hit a buffering snag and she's still waiting
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"Um. Hey y'all, lovers!" "So like, I'm a superstar now, lover people, and I'm dressed as... um.... the bird coming home to roost in... the nest, lovers. For I am the... winningest?... of American Idol winners. You do not beat the
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If you're wondering why you cannot escape this Proenza Schouler shirt... well, that's an excellent question. Chloe Grace Moretz galloped through the early Fug Madness rounds this year largely thanks to this but she wore it with pants that belled only a little. I am quite
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View the gallery Gwen apparently joked on Twitter that this is "just a skirt w a window." Except I guess for it to be a joke, it would have to have less basis in fact. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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Laying aside that this is an entire Papa John's franchise worth of pizza... ... this also looks like a very hasty Naeem Khan knockoff that was priced to move at $249.99. Why Carrie Underwood isn't commanding Carolina Herrera and Oscar de la Renta and even ACTUAL
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I have never listened to a single note sung by The Band Perry, but every time I see them on the red carpet, I end up clapping with glee. Left Perry up there is now working David Spade's old hair but in Justin Bieber's old hair
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View the gallery So, I'm not even sure I can lead with the WTF outfit, because I just had a lengthy debate with myself about whether BOTH angles of that one are Not Safe For Work. Ergo, let's open with the more modest thing she wore
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I have just spent the last thirty-four minutes staring at this: Little pieces of jokes have floated through my brain and scurried off. "Carol Channing something something," chased by "yadda yadda disco mermaid," followed by "what" and "why" and "WORDS.
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Tyra has been off the radar a bit lately, after welcoming a baby via surrogate and quitting her disastrous daytime show The Fab Life. But lest you think any of this has changed her forever: Nope. Her outfits still make as little sense as ever. And thank God for that.
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View the gallery The "Fashion Los Angeles" awards seems mostly to be about stylists, because no matter how hard people try, they can't seem to make runway fashion a thing here. [Photos: Getty]
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Okay, so I know we say this all the time, but I have to ask: LITERALLY, is it her laundry day? [Photos: Getty]
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I ALWAYS think Dakota Blue Richards is one of Keith Richards's kids and she totally is not. You probably know her for being in the Golden Compass movie, or in Skins, or in Endeavour, which is Inspector Morse Except Young And Sad And Sort of Hot (which, as
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She's just effing with us now, right? I refuse to accept any other explanation. Surely she saw everyone flip their wigs over this monstrosity and thought, "you didn't like that? GAME ON, PEASANTS." I'm...that's...you're...okay. Fine.
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This picture makes me laugh. Dylan McDermott looks like a retired secret agent who is regretting that he's not a hotshot anymore, and Maggie Q, the wacky heiress who lured him out of the game and is now bankrolling his career as a chin model and semiprofessional baccarat
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