Okay, first: How desperate is NBC to have a variety series? Maya Rudolph tried one; it flopped. Neil Patrick Harris did it, and it was painful. And now Maya and Martin Short have one in the hopper. I like both of them, so I hope it pans out, but... ... my
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Well. The curtain's up. Are we waiting for tiny actors to perform a musical between her feet? If Lin-Manuel Miranda has invented Tiny Hamilton, he is an even mightier genius than previously thought. I can't wait to see the likes of Mr. Miniranda, Lesslie Odom,
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I love you, Sarah Jessica Parker. I truly do. You are a professional, and a lady, and one of the classiest celebs to whom we have ever spoken in person, and also you are wearing a shower curtain pinafore to an event at Parsons: This is ridiculous and funny and
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This all looks very Arthurian to me. Like, the King of Country -- or an aspiring one, anyway -- is just hanging out, minding his own beeswax, when suddenly the Lady of the Lake slithers over to him and proffers an all-powerful tool which he can use to conquer the world.
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View the gallery Whoops. Looks like Eve fell for another one of Adam's practical jokes while she was wandering through Eden looking for snacks. [Photos> Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Kristen seemed to be in a playful mood at this one, so I've decided she's doing that subtle-but-not-subtle middle finger thing at one of the photographers. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSICA. Chloe Grace Moretz got you a shitstorm for your special day. [Photos: Getty]
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Elena Lenina's kookery is, admittedly, chiefly only "noted" in Cannes, because I've never seen her anywhere else. But she packs enough wallop there to last a whole year, for sure. And this year, it's not only antlers, but antlers that are HOLDING
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Kate Moss has great legs. She has carte blanche to wear a mini for as long as she can zip one up. But I don't care how great your legs are. If you can't sit down without YOUR ENTIRE BUM coming into contact with the seat
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This is a special alert for the Stretch Velvet Intervention Squad. We have a man down. Repeat: We have a man down. Subject was seen leaving a hotel in some kind of skintight quasi-tunic, which may have been a rejected prototype for a Disney Store turtleneck. Be on alert
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View the gallery Every year, our Australian readers tweet us and say, "PLEASE. THE LOGIES. THEY ARE A THING THAT HAPPENED." We are here for you, Australia. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Well, we all wanted her to be less boring. Now we have to deal with what we hath wrought. [Photos: Getty]
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Can we get Riccardo Tisci on charges of desecrating the flag? Not that I'm so protective of the flag; I just want to get this dress arrested on any grounds I can, due to Random Acts of Heinousness. And I am pretty sure Betsy Ross just raided the
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In bookstores this fall: Nicki Minaj's The Pilgrim's Boot Fetish. It's the triumphant, sexy tale of the romp between the original settlers and a time-traveling feminist who really has no f'ing patience for their varied flavors of bullshit, but in order
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This is messing with my head. I keep thinking I've accidentally fallen into her Snapchat. Maybe we can face-swap? Oh, wait... I can do that anyway. [Photo: Getty]
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