I assume, here, that someone had just asked Diane if she was revving up for a Golden Girls musical. And I assume with equal confidence that her response was, "YOU BETCHA! Right after I finish Chicos: The Movie."
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Cynthia walked into the building as the presumptive winner, and she did not mark that occasion with a subdued strapless black gown or anything beige and sparkly. She went as far out into the galaxy's undiscovered corners as her voice can. I love her for going all-in
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I'm not even sure you need to see the front of this. And honestly, she probably doesn't care if you do, either, because she seems AWFULLY pleased with herself for finding something that's cheeky in more ways than one. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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Don't believe your eyes: Billy Ray Cyrus is NOT in costume as Daniel Boone and that is not an animal-hide cap. It's human hair. Whether that hair started life in his follicles, or he in fact lifts it off at night and set it on
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Selita Ebanks: Once a Victoria's Secret model... ... now a walking advertisement for Agent Provocateur's new line of nightgowns based on hypoallergenic mattress protectors. Because histamine blockers are the real aphrodisiacs. [Photo: Getty]
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BLESS YOU CIARA: Never change. I mean that. In these dark hours, this world needs a woman they can look to who will rise to the challenge of answering the question, "but what would Elle Woods wear to a toga party?" [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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The real truth of the matter is that I find this totally delightful. I mean, it's utterly BONKERS -- it's so Celine Dion in her backwards suit at the Oscars, if Celine had a baby with that time Kim Basinger wore this to the Oscars -- but if
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Ah, Rodarte, up to its usual tricks. Even Keith Urban, habitual stop-and-stare admirer of his wife, seems keen to stay out of this one. Which is as well. Let Nicole do this alone. Let her, and her alone, check in on Foursquare as the Mayor of Wishbone Jane&
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I was wondering what once-omnipresent Jessie J had been up to lately, and now my answer is here. She's contracted a severe case of Night Fever, and thinks she's a Disco Kardashian. [Photo: Getty]
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"Are you there, God? It's me, Gwen." "I just want to star in my very own Madonna/Outlander crossover. Is that too much to ask? P.S. I am not afraid of witchcraft, if that's secretly what it takes. I mean, look at
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Sometimes I forget that model Lily Cole is out in the world, wearing crazy things and wacky pants and generally making sartorial choices that will please me because they are so bonkers. This happened quite recently: 90s Me would have been TOTALLY entranced by the idea of a tight green
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There is one explanation for this dress that I will accept: It is NOT "My Husband Owns the Company That Owns the Company That Designed It." It is, "Okay, Fine. Now You Know. I Am the Beautiful Portrait of an 18th Century Princess Come to Life. I
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There is a clear cosmic reason the acronyms WTF ("What the Fug") and FTW ("For The Win") are anagrams of each other. And that reason is Robyn. This is a woeful MARVEL. It is a crack spree. It is a joyful cyclone of no. None of
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Flip open the dictionary to "coy" and this photo will stare back at you. It just makes me laugh. Like she's thinking, "Tee hee, what you don't know is that I made this bodice out of pantyhose and a giant princess-themed hand
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I love Karlie, I really do. I remember when she first started out -- because I am old -- and before she sort of toned down her runway walk. Someone -- I cannot remember who off the top of my head -- compared her to a cobra, and it was an apt comparison. She
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