You can just see the wheels turning in poor Selena's head. "This seemed like such a good idea when they said they were costuming me for a remake of the seminal Esther Williams film Million Dollar Mermaid and I was wearing this to descend into a pool,
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Apparently this is Dolce & Gabbana. And it might have been super cute at the seaside in a bygone era, but today, at an event, it just looks like a dress that had an awkward waxing accident. I guess it was going around: The upside is, if she goes running
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It's very classy, this, and fairly subtle -- in fact, I kept forgetting this photo was in my lightbox until each time I did a purge. Part of me wishes Miley had worn this, because she had the hair-and-makeup pizzazz to give it extra spark. Selena just
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Oh Selena. I hope your next album is called Violet Beauregard's Girdle, or else I just can't. [Photo: Getty]
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I don't know if Selena Gomez is really SELLING this here: I feel like she's all, "whatever. Beige. Ruffles. Purse handle straps. Yada. It's fine. I was in a hospital last week for symptoms that totally sounded like a migraine -- terrible headache and
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View the gallery I can't keep track anymore. First, The Bieb and Selena Gomez were on a boat. Then they were all huggy-huggy at the Oscars. Then she kissed him in public. Then someone reported they broke up because she caught him texting his ex (and not,
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View the gallery Apparently, Perez Hilton's birthday party theme this year was called the Blue Ball, which... cue the dad from A Christmas Story, and we'll leave it at that. But it's always fun to see which people take themes to crazy extremes -- you&
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I'm not sure what it is, but somehow the idea of Justin Bieber being post-pubescent enough to date anyone kind of blows my mind. So when I see Selena Gomez out and about, my immature little mind-rascal keeps imagining Justin lazing around on her canopy bed
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View the gallery Yet again, the default hue for everyone who wanted color was red. In fact, there was an interesting article in the New York Times before the Oscars about Jennifer Lawrence's stylist, in which she asked the folks at handbag guru Judith Leiber whether they'
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View the gallery JUSTIN BIEBER: Come, my darling. Let's show the world that you're my baby, baby, baby, OOOOH. SELENA GOMEZ: Sure, kid -- I mean, Justin, my dearest love. THE BIEB: I can't wait to debut our passion to the world. I wore my
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Is this Demi Lovato, or Selena Gomez? The latter of whom I just realized I've been calling SERENA Gomez for like three years -- seriously, you guys, I'm about six months away from having to call my younger sister to come over and explain to me how
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It must be hard growing up out of the Disney factory, because once you get to the Britney "not a girl, not yet a woman" years, you risk either looking too adult too fast, too juvenile for too long, or -- kind of like Miley -- taking the "LOOK
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