I MISS YOU, DUMPSTER. That important newsflash out of the way, let's talk about Ms Gomez and...whatever it is she's wearing here. It seems to be what would happen if a penguin and a tap-dancing costume had a baby. She's certainly got
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View the gallery I know I'm going to end up watching Spring Breakers on a plane, shooting horrified looks at Jessica the whole time, and then bathing myself in lye. But for now I'm really grateful it exists. [Photos: Getty]
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Rachel Korine is kind of the forgotten Spring Breaker. And I think part of that is because I am not a Harmony Korine fan -- in fact, his work creeps me the hell out -- and she's married to him, and so, to bastardize Tina Fey, I just don'
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The 90s officially ARE back: Which is fine. I've accepted this. However, if the 90s are coming back, I demand certain other items other than goth maxi skirts and sheer/velvet tops from Contempto Casuals and charms nicked from the set of The Craft. Here are my conditions,
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View the gallery I kind of love these two as friends. They always look like they're having fun together. I just hope that Demi Lovato isn't feeling left out, wherever she is. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Spring Breakers is already the gift that keeps on giving. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery If this photo has taught me anything, it's that I REALLY need to start doing some lunges. [Photos: Getty]
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Look, it's better than half of what she wore when she was on Team Bieber. And it's interesting, and regal, and not at all nude. But is it too stuffy for a girl who's only just gone twenty? And why are there two shapes
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So, apparently Selena Gomez has signed a deal with adidas. This seems like a strange marriage of celeb and clothier, since I have never in my life said, "Hey, look, it's noted tracksuit megafan Selena Gomez." And while I still would not say that, I got
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View the gallery Venice and Toronto in quick succession, with multiple events... Never let it be said these girls aren't earning the heck out of their promo-tour paychecks. They haven't even GOTTEN stateside yet. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I was all set to hug this unreservedly, clutching it to my bosom in drippy glee, until I took a closer look at the bottom and balked. But is a little transparency enough to ruin a whole relationship? Possibly not. Let's decide. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Selena here was photographed wandering around her film set in California wearing a very confusing outfit. No idea if it's a costume or not, but regardless: Child, you have climate control problems. If your torso is so cold that you need a pashmina, maybe -- just
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SELENA: Hey, Zooey. ZOOEY: What's up, buttercup? You look pretty, in that kind of 'cheerleader going to her spring dance' kind of way. SELENA: Is that a bad thing? ZOOEY: Only if you accidentally break into some high kicks, Tricks. SELENA: Well, YOU look... fine, actually.
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View the gallery It was mere weeks ago that I made fun of Carly Rae Jepsen on these very pages when I noted that, fifteen years from now, she would totally be the person from this year's Wango Tango who we'd all go, "I don&
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View the gallery You guys, I think Katy Perry MIGHT be trying to tell us something. Whatever could it be? [Photos: INF, Getty]
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