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Fug the Show: Revenge Recap, Season 3, Episode 17

Jessica — Sat, 05 Apr 2014 16:00:31 -0700

Note: Do I even know what's happening in this show anymore? NOT REALLY. And that's why I'm going to keep the actual recap so very short:

1) Olivier Martinez used to date Victoria and he had something to do with Aidan's father's role in the whole David Clarke thing because every human on…

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Fug the Show: Revenge Recap, Season 3 Episode 16

Jessica — Wed, 26 Mar 2014 16:00:40 -0700

Okay, we need to talk about the opening VOs for this show and how RIDICULOUS AND INSANE they are now. A hundred years ago, I recapped the last seasons of The X-Files on Television Without Pity: Original Flavor. And if you too watched TXF, you also know that whenever Chris Carter wrote an episode, they…

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Fug the Show: Revenge recap, season 3, episode 15

Jessica — Tue, 18 Mar 2014 19:00:36 -0700

How is it possible for a show where a dude drowns the brain fog out of his ex-girlfriend is SO BORING? Also: apparently, Stevie Grayson only brought one outfit to the Hamptons, and Justin Huntley takes his shirt off and then peaces out. Sigh. NOW what am I supposed to be living for?

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Fug the Show: Revenge recap, season 3, episode 14

Jessica — Tue, 11 Mar 2014 16:00:44 -0700

Guess what's boring? This show. Even though our protagonist has a mysterious brain fog and Gail O'Grady is, frankly, awesome. At least Nolan wore a shirt covered in puppies?

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Fug the Show: Revenge recap, episode 3-13

Heather — Wed, 22 Jan 2014 18:00:17 -0800

In which people wear a lot of red, because they're out for BLOOD, and Daniel correctly uses a three-syllable word, and the show gets a little bit better actually. And I substitute for Jessica due to boring workload reasons. Don't worry. Like a REVENGE Terminator, she'll be back.

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Fug the Show: Revenge, episode 3-12 recap

Jessica — Thu, 16 Jan 2014 20:00:15 -0800

This show is frustrating. There are moments in it which are genuinely juicy and effective, it's just that they're surrounded by OTHER moments that are so dumb they make my face hurt.

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Fug The Show: Revenge, episode 3-11 recap

Jessica — Sat, 11 Jan 2014 21:00:53 -0800

This episode seriously featured a catfight over a glass of wine being poured onto a Restoration Hardware chair.

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Fug the Show: Revenge recap, episode 310

Jessica — Tue, 17 Dec 2013 21:00:33 -0800

So many notes!

This half-season finale was, although nonsensical in many ways that I plan to enumerate in excruciating detail, actually pretty entertaining.
It was also penned by a person who I suspect has never been in a wedding, and who may, in fact, have never even attended one.
Team Lydia.

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Fug the Show: Revenge recap, episode 309

Jessica — Thu, 12 Dec 2013 18:00:31 -0800

How can we only be on the 9th episode of Revenge this season? It feels like it's gearing up for the season finale, what with Emily's Crazy Misguided Revenge Wedding and all, but I guess that's merely going to be its MID-SEASON finale, which means we're going to get another six months of... I don't…

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Fug The Show: Revenge recap, Episode 308

Jessica — Thu, 21 Nov 2013 20:00:36 -0800

I was all prepped to note that this felt like one of those treading water episodes -- just closing certain opening off and opening other story lines up. And then the last five minutes happened, and they were actually very exciting.

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