View the gallery "Hello, everyone. Yes, it's me, Sharon, just popping by the Oscars red carpet on my way to Elton John's viewing party -- at which we will be watching, on TV, the event outside of which I am currently standing. Is that weird? Yes.
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View the gallery WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? Madonna. Dude. We know. You are lately feeling somewhat irrelevant -- what with Lady Gaga and all. But you don't one-up someone who shows up places in AN EGG by going out wearing one of Britney's cast-offs. SERIOUSLY.
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View the gallery If you haven't seen this Vulture piece on all the glorious things Helena Bonham Carter has brought to this awards season, you must -- especially the video of her BAFTA acceptance speech, which includes a reference to the activities of her underskirt. Watch that and then
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View the gallery Today's pre-Oscars eye candy comes courtesy of my desktop, where over the past month I've been stashing pictures of people's accessories for a day when we all needed to space out and stare at things. Yesterday it was pretty, pretty
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View the gallery We obviously don't get to attend every single show at New York Fashion Week -- it would kill us, and we don't know how half those Vogue staffers do it; seriously, Meredith Melling-Burke must drink a lot of Red Bull -- but of those
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View the gallery Nobody cares about the NFL's Pro Bowl. Nobody even remembers that the NHL has an all-star game. People know about baseball's, but it's not a red-carpet affair. So why is the NBA's all-star weekend such a
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View the gallery GIRL WITH RESERVED SIGN OVER HER FACE: Holy $%&^ I'm sitting behind noted singer/wackjob Paloma Faith, Marina of Marina and the Diamonds, some dude, and AMBER f'ing ROSE. I DO NOT WANT TO BE SEEN LIKE THIS. PALOMA FAITH: Let's
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View the gallery We've said for a long time that Jennifer Aniston is overdue to shake things up a bit, and so she kindly obliged by getting a haircut. This has been happening a lot of late, where we say something -- like that we think Jessica Alba is
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View the gallery Looks like Juliette Lewis isn't the only one trying to nail down a Fug Madness berth. I suspect the two people behind Fabiola in this photo are having the same conversation that I am having right now, which I will express as subtly as I
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View the gallery Between yesterday's Rihanna slideshow and this one, it may seem like GFY is suddenly the Rihanna Channel. Not our intention. The girl just keeps going outside. She is relentless. Or just restless. Either way, she is replete with the joys of sartorial wackitude. This dress
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View the gallery Apparently, just like her bestie Katy Perry, Rihanna also has a perfume coming out. Hers is called Reb'l Fleur and apparently it smells like missing letters and apostrophes. Check out what she wore to promote it, then come back and JUDGE IT.
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View the gallery This would be so gorgeous if it were, like, three or four inches longer. But I can't bear myself to call this an Unfug It Up, because what we're working with here is lovely -- it just happens to be the world's
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View the gallery Sorry, BAFTAs. Between Fashion Week, the Grammys, and you, something was going to get the shaft, and unfortunately it was y'all. We need to move forward and not spend all of next week's pre-Oscar days posting on an awards ceremony that'
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View the gallery Because we all like to look at pretty things. Or, in the case of this handbag, a very spoiled baby's crib mobile.
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View the gallery Objectively, this dress is pretty. Practically, it is like two inches or so too short for Jennifer Lawrence's torso. Some poor schmo had to have been so stressed out all night just trying to keep those things out of play. Although actually, as you'
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