View the gallery Our nation is grappling with many insidious problems right now, but none -- NONE -- are more perilous to our impressionable youth than the state of Tom Brady's hair, which has taken a turn for the worse this week down in Brazil. It's time we
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View the gallery Are you ready to review A LOT OF DRESSES in order to make this VERY IMPORTANT vote? I hope you had some protein with your breakfast this morning. With no further ado, let's DO THIS.
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View the gallery Now that we've pulled our heads out of the Oscars' darkest orifice, we can focus on the fact that other things also happened in the world. Like, say, the premiere of Take Me Home Tonight, a movie whose existence sort of confuses me, except
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View the gallery Time once again to window-shop our way through the often-unsung heroes of an Oscar look: bags, shoes, and bling. I may have thrown in some stuff from the Independent Spirit Awards, too, though. Shh. Don't tell. I promise it doesn't disrupt
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View the gallery You know, this may look just generically pretty to you -- which it is, if you don't know what the hell else The Cheerleader has been up to over the last week or so. I hope you took your iron supplements because you're going
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View the gallery Okay, okay, I know this looks a bit like a Salem Witch Trial defendant got glitter-bombed by an an angry Puritan on her way into the courtroom, but... I kind of like this. Am I insane? Have I caught Post-Oscar Brain Fog? I really hate
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View the gallery Sunrise Coigney is married to Mark Ruffalo, and she might be my new favorite person on the red carpet. To the Globes, she wore a tube top. To both the BAFTAs and the Oscars, she chose a sleeve -- indeed, a Sleeve. Jessica and I may have clapped
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View the gallery I don't actually think this dress is fugly -- it was one of the Naeem Khan gowns I pulled for our Oscars speculation slideshow, noting that whoever wore it might need to un-sheerify it a little. Annette definitely did that, but I'm not
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View the gallery If you, like I, watched the Oscars red carpet and thought, "Where the hell are all the celebrities?", the answer is: going to the parties and not bothering with the ceremony -- in part, I think, because the show axed all of the montages other than
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View the gallery Yet again, the default hue for everyone who wanted color was red. In fact, there was an interesting article in the New York Times before the Oscars about Jennifer Lawrence's stylist, in which she asked the folks at handbag guru Judith Leiber whether they'
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View the gallery These pictures of Ashley Tisdale, The Hudg, and Josh Hutcherson (aka, The Hutch) remind me of pictures from someone's REALLY FUN wedding reception -- after the open bar's been, er, open for a couple of hours and the DJ has moved into his or
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View the gallery I really, really love this updo on Reese Witherspoon: It's cheerful and thick-looking and pleasantly retro. Now, based on what I've read online, that may be a controversial compliment -- some people have said it was tragic and mumsy and artificial and a
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View the gallery JUSTIN BIEBER: Come, my darling. Let's show the world that you're my baby, baby, baby, OOOOH. SELENA GOMEZ: Sure, kid -- I mean, Justin, my dearest love. THE BIEB: I can't wait to debut our passion to the world. I wore my
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View the gallery This face says, "Oh, you want me to get out of the car? You want to see what I'm wearing? Are you sure? Because you can't take it back. Once you see it, you can't un-see it. There is
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View the gallery You might wonder why Zoe Saldana's head appears to be the decorative kicker on top of a gift bag, or why she's sporting a scarlet ruff -- as if she's a man-impersonating Elizabethan strumpet who really wants to ride in the
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