View the gallery It took Shania Twain coming back on the scene to make me realize how much I missed her. Not musically, necessarily -- although the woman who penned the lyrics "“My panty line shows / Got a run in my hose / My hair went flat / Man, I hate that
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View the gallery The dress looks like it's probably really pretty. The blazer seems chic. The shoes are trendy. Charlize is... Charlize. Other than the fact that I REALLY wish this event had not chosen a black backdrop for all its photos, because I find it very freaky,
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View the gallery What is up with Scarlett Johansson? Lainey over at LaineyGossip thinks Sean Penn is sucking the hot right out of her, and I'm inclined to agree -- just looking at him makes me tired, so I can only imagine what it's like to bunk
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View the gallery Well. How about those shoes?
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View the gallery Fug Nation asked, and I have answered. My Hot(ish) Werewolves Through History slideshow was designed just to be a sampling, but you were so outraged that Seth Green's Oz was not included -- I did not watch Buffy at that time -- that I decided I
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View the gallery I offer you this photo as proof that the Olsen Twins ARE detachable. Which may disappoint Justin Timberlake, if he started dating Ashley (allegedly) in the hope that it was a two-for-one deal. Ashley seemed unusually cheerless on this night in her stumpifying dress, which
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View the gallery Pretty Little Liars is coming back in about a week, and despite the fact that I just accidentally called it "Pretty Little Lairs" -- a show that I expect to see on HGTV some time soon -- I can't wait. It's such juicy
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View the gallery Well, if you are a starlet in Hollywood who wants to wear a sparkly micro-mini, you will have to get to it through Kristen Stewart. She is a junkie for them. Finding this Balmain must have been like accidentally stealing someone's pants and then
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View the gallery MTV's new Teen Wolf series is premiering on Sunday after the Movie Awards, and even though no wolves play basketball, I will be watching because: a) one of my friends works on the show, and b) I'm completely curious how the network rebooted
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View the gallery Somehow, I got caught napping on Katerina Graham this last month. Maybe I was napping. I did a lot of that in May. What can I say? January through April really took it out of me. I am a delicate flower. Fortunately, the magic of the Internet
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View the gallery Jena Malone made a huge splash this year at the Oscars with... well, whatever that was; I'm not sure the name for it exists in current lingo. But because it happened around the time of Fug Madness, all our alarm bells went off, wondering if
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View the gallery You may be thinking, "Wait, Leelee Sobiewhatski? Do I care?" So I encourage you to think back. Not, like, Jungle 2 Jungle back, but perhaps to Deep Impact, which has the distinction of being a worse asteroid movie than Armageddon (which is saying a lot,
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View the gallery As I noted in the slideshow of her Cannes looks, I suspect we will be seeing a lot of Jessica Chastain now that she's something of a Hollywood darling (or at least has the makings of one). So thank God she's making it
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View the gallery Around the time of Fug Madness, when Jessica and I were considering the seedings, we almost did a mini-tournament on the side just about horrible dude hair. It was rampant. (Then sanity prevailed and we realized we couldn't possibly do that without our heads
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View the gallery You know, somewhere, there is a convent that would love to have this woman. Sure, it's run by people who put absinthe on their corn flakes and promise their spiritually recreated virginities to a man with a handlebar mustache named Baron von Slapp, but listen,
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