View the gallery I feel like I haven't seen hide nor hair of Megan Fox all summer, which is a weird and unusual feeling given that we all know there's another (sure-to-be-horrible) Transformers coming out. Do you think she's sitting on
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View the gallery These slideshows are emotionally and financially unhealthy for me. So I keep doing them. I also eat peanut butter almost every day. I have problems, and chief among them is that I have no desire to solve either of these problems, because: shoes! Purses! Jif! HAPPINESS.
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View the gallery Another tennis tournament, another Venus Williams creation. Awesomely, this one is a blousey romper --- although, she called it a jumper, which may have confused some of the Brit faithful at Wimbledon, who might have turned out in droves to see someone playing tennis in a sweater and
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View the gallery Apparently, Miley Cyrus is performing in Australia right now. We're sorry, Australia. We didn't mean to do this to you.
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View the gallery Why does Alan Cumming look like he just finished rehearsing "Do You Hear The People Sing?" for a road company of Les Mis?
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View the gallery Because it's not just Australia and the UK who chip in with flagrant fuggery. Canada, we salute you. And we beg you to burn Avril's bike shorts before she brings them back here and tries to make them happen. THEY CAN'T
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View the gallery I was reading Vanity Fair the other day, and in the Justin Timberlake article, it mentions that he and Cameron Diaz dated five years ago. And it's TRUE. I mean, I didn't think Vanity Fair would lie to me through one of its
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View the gallery So, I'm pretty sure I need to be watching the German show Wetten Dass. I mean, it's the show that brought us Karl Lagerfeld sizing up Salma Hayek's cleavage -- it is a marathon of crazy. And that's precisely the
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View the gallery I couldn't hold out on you: This is the best picture from the pre-Wimbledon bash. Her outfit is tennis-ball-esque. It might even be made of actual tennis balls. SHE IS A GIANT TENNIS BALL. And I think her dress is held together
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View the gallery How much do we love Royal Ascot? Let me count the ways.
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View the gallery Katie Price, Katie Price, Katie Price. Remember, this is a woman who once had an alter-ego named Jordan, dresses up like a pink Wonder Woman to hawk everything from kids' books to her fragrance, is a secretly serviceable equestrian, and announced on TV that she
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View the gallery We always feel sort of out of our depth when it comes to menswear, because -- as non-men -- we don't understand the intricacies of it as well as we do, say, What That Dress Will Do To Your Boobs. So while we were intrigued by
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View the gallery Heather and I had a whole conversation about this that basically consisted of us saying, "that dress is really dumb," and also, "this picture if going to be great if Us Weekly needs art for a story about how Blake Lively is trying to
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View the gallery To be fair, right now she's just Legsly -- I wonder if, at least while she's sailing the S.S. DiCaprio, we will only ever get either Boobs L. or B. Legsly. At any rate, let's take a look at how Chanel&
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View the gallery The Duchess of Cambridge -- Katie No More Waity -- was BUSY these last few weeks. Seems like the honeymoon ends, and girlfriend had to go right to work, showing up places in hats and making people enjoy Monarchy-Watching once more. I have great sympathy for anyone whose
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