View the gallery These photos might be the best thing that will happen to me all week, and yes, that INCLUDES our scheduled visit to the same high school in Torrance where they shot Beverly Hills, 90210, and Buffy. Because LOOK AT CHLOE SEVIGNY. And the rest of her outfit
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View the gallery This one has an honorable mention of fuggery for Irina Shayk, whose patchy see-through blue dress is like an Avatar special effect gone bad, but the main prize goes to Countess Von Sleevenstein. That is the Titanic of caftans. It is the Caftanic: massive, doomed to
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View the gallery To get you all warmed up for tonight's new Ringer, I present an episode in which we get to see Hot Malcolm's refreshingly un-hot -- and thus, relateable -- driver's licence photo, and what Ioan looks like in a hospital gown. It&
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View the gallery (1) NICKI MINAJ vs (14) KE$HA – Tuesday This one could be seriously close. Minaj is definitely having a more high-profile year in terms of her career...but Ke$ha seems to really resonate -- or "resonate" -- with Fug Nation voters.
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View the gallery (4) ASHANTI vs. (6) LINDSAY LOHAN In which Fug Madness brackeologists wonder, "can Lilo defeat...THE VAGINA SLING? Or will THE VAGINA SLING go all the way?" You decide:
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View the gallery I feel like it's been awhile since Naya has hit the town in front of the cameras -- we got her at the SAGs and the Globes and the Emmys, but not a ton in between. And maybe that's a good thing. It seems
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View the gallery Heather and I have noted before that we are prone to a kind of Stockholm Syndrome with the people we fug. You cover them long enough and the next thing you know, you have developed -- AGAINST YOUR WILL -- a kind of fondness for them. Or, as in
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View the gallery (4) FERGIE vs. (11) ROBYN Musicians so often make a strong Fug Madness showing. Robyn came out of nowhere, really -- would we even have known about her fug arsenal if she hadn't worn that apocalyptic Grammy outfit? -- and Fergie has been a mainstay. I love
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View the gallery (3) VANESSA HUDGENS vs. (16) KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN This may be one of the fugliest slideshows I have ever built. Kourtney is part of, and a founder of, Planet Kardashia; Vanessa looks like one of its lost younglings who grew up outside Britney Spears' house.
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View the gallery (1) NICKI MINAJ vs. (4) SARAH JESSICA PARKER Clearly these ladies are exactly the same. HOW TO CHOOSE.
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View the gallery (2) RIHANNA vs. (11) ROBYN As one of you brilliant readers pointed out, Rihanna's given name is ALSO Robyn, so I am privately thinking of this one as THE BATTLE OF THE ROBYNS. It is also The Battle of Two Women Whose Songs Have Led
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View the gallery (4) ASHANTI vs. (8) ALEXA CHUNG This is the kind of matchup I really love, because both ladies have worn some seriously awful outfits, yet I think both ladies would rather DIE than wear EACH OTHER'S outfits. It's like diametrically opposed poles of
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View the gallery (2) ROONEY MARA vs. (3) VANESSA HUDGENS And never again shall the twain meet.
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View the gallery (2) JESSIE J vs (14) KE$HA KeSHIFT-4ha can't match Jessie J for omnipresence, but can she do it with potency? And I don't mean the strength of the theoretical odor I assume permeates her hair, although I suppose that counts too.
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View the gallery (4) FERGIE vs. (9) KATIE HOLMES One on side, an admitted former meth-addict turned maker of embarrassingly catchy tunes. On the other, a possible Scientologist/former teen star. Two women enter, ONE WOMAN LEAVES.
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