View the gallery Let's put it this way: Before DirecTV settled with Tribune and gave back my CW feed in time for One Tree Hill, I was contemplating finding Christina to see if her head was picking up the channel.
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View the gallery "HOLA LOVERS! Did I not tell you? Last week, when they taunted me with a girl who looks like the other girl in the movie with all the lies about vampires, and they put her in pants? And I said NO, just like that, en español,
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View the gallery I decided in February -- right around when she was chatting Lady Gaga's head off at the Grammys, in between tweeting about how gross Chris Brown is -- that I like Miranda Lambert. She seems like a kick. She seems like someone, in fact, with whom you
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View the gallery I'm sure these are very nice people, but I almost can't focus on Kimberly Perry's dishwater fountain of a gown, because I'm so distracted by the fact that she's the week-old turkey in a vampire Monkee
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View the gallery My chief beef with Taylor here is this: Emcee Blake Shelton cracked a joke about her omnipresent, amazed, dropped-jaw OMG face -- you know, the one she deploys whenever she wins something/is applauded for something/gets her order delivered correctly at a restaurant, and which seems
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View the gallery So, what does a lady wear when she's trying to purr about the erotic allure of your green energy initiatives? A surprisingly high-necked shirt, actually. Seems like a misfire, no? Also: BLOOD, and more frothy gruffudding than one slide can ably contain.
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View the gallery Yawn. On several levels, not least of them being that we've seen this dress (or its incarnations, anyway) a WHOLE LOT already. See? Brooklyn and Gwynnie and Kidman, and now LeAnn, although I would argue she is the least famous of all of them and
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View the gallery I keep forgetting Emma's going back to this blond color -- I hope it's for a role and not because she loves how washed out it makes her look. Girlfriend, you are such a dishy redhead. Why are you forsaking the red this way?
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View the gallery May I be blunt? When I found out this dress is a Stella McCartney, my reaction was, "What? But don't feel vomitous at ALL!" Having said that, is it as good as it could be? Is it as beautiful as you want it
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View the gallery In the post for last season's One Fugging Moment montage, Heather wrote, "Vanessa Hudgens, your destiny may await." Hudgens, that knock at the door you just heard is destiny, and she's finally here. But you're going to have to
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View the gallery This show has more pink than a Victoria's Secret store. And more cleavage, actually.
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View the gallery (6) LINDSAY LOHAN vs. (11) ROBYN Is it too mean if I say that is this Fug Madness run represents some of the best success Lilo has had all year? TOO LATE. Let's do this:
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View the gallery (3) VANESSA HUDGENS vs. (14) KE$HA In their own ways, both these ladies are Cinderellas -- Ke$ha because of how far she's come on such a small repertoire this year, and Vanessa because she surprised us all with that late push for a high
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View the gallery BROOKLYN: Hey, Rihanna. You look gorgeous. RIHANNA: You're so sweet, B. But you can be real with me. BROOKLYN: I... what do you mean? RIHANNA: 'Gorgeous'? Come on. LOOK AT ME. You can't see my thighs. You can't see
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View the gallery "HOLA LOVERS. Psst. Vengan aqui. Do you see? Do you see up here how I cling to Love In A Smellevator all of a sudden? It is because of Randy and his chest pins. Lovers, is he trying to steal the show from me? He knows
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