View the gallery Holy God, STILL SO MANY MORE PEOPLE. A lot of these ladies ran together for me, what with the shiny gold and the nude and the shiny nude. Until ten minutes ago I forgot Claire Danes even attended. They all worked their like-minded color scheme with
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Oh, man. Thank god she's got that amazing face, because her dress is making me sneeze and I need something else to focus on. And I don't want to ruin your afternoon, but that so-called "dress" also might be more accurately called "
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View the gallery You know the Met Ball was well-attended when we're more than halfway through the second day of our coverage, and I just said, "Oh, hell, we haven't even covered SJP and Gwynnie yet." So why not cover them together? They
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Well, Dakota Fanning back there thinks this dress is HILARIOUS. But me? I think it's kind of great. I can't shake the feeling that I've SEEN IT already - and I'm worried that where I've seen that pattern was on a
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View the gallery Ordinarily, the Sleeve parade is not one that I join. Nor, in general, is the Eva Mendes parade. And I think the belt is a bit of a mismatch -- too casual for this dress, too random in the styling compared with the rest of the look. But
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I know this is SUPREMELY simple, but I think it was one of my favorites of the night: As I said on NY Mag, after seeing so many people trot past wearing, like, bananas tied to their armpits with ruffles coming out of the face, it was so RELAXING to
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View the gallery Looks like Royal Wedding Fever isn't entirely past us: Both Demi Moore and Serena Williams opted for madcap lids to go with their feathery gowns -- I actually think they both look smashing -- to the point where I started wishing for some kind of Celebrity Hat-
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Here's one thing I DO like about this: it is not the usual Taylor Swift Metallic Mini Explosion of Twee: I totally support her trying something new and different, even if this looks a teensy weensy bit like the moths got at it while it was sitting in
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Let's do a quick recap of Madonna at her last few major parties: the Oscars this year, and the 2009 Met Ball. Suffice to say that if ANYONE truly could not be trusted on this night to restrain herself from total transparency, it was Madge. So I didn&
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Honestly, although I don't understand what's happening between her breasts -- surely, if that's a fancy clasp simply to hold her boob curtains closed, it might have been easier to dispense with the concept of boob-curtains all together, in favor of something we call
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Diane Kruger, you are pretty: And yes, that top is inching closer toward Ice Dancer Territory than perhaps any of us desire, but still: pretty. Okay, okay, all the rest of you, HOLD YOUR HORSES. He's HERE. Nice of you to shave, Pacey. OH WAIT. You didn'
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I'm going to create a macro so that I can stop typing the words, " Christina Hendricks, SIGH." I mean, the color detail on this dress is amazing, but more as an expensive and custom wall treatment for the room in your home where the men withdraw
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Oh, CHRISTINA. The B.P. oil spill wasn't that long ago. IT'S TOO SOON.
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"Oh, don't PATRONIZE me. I know what this is. I'm pregnant, and everyone wants me to get married, so the only thing anyone wants me to have is some dumb satin sack with some dumb glittery bodice like I am some dumb shotgun bride. Well,
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Ooh, K Stew, so saucy! What a shame RPattz couldn't be there -- he's off promoting Water for Elephants -- because goodness knows, NO ONE loves a giant, teeming crockpot of celebrities, press and various hangers-on like the Pattz, right? Right? Hello? Oh, I guess you'
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