I don't know, you guys. I kind of love Amy Poehler here: I mean, I love Amy Poehler in general -- Parks and Rec is on A ROLL right now, even if I always accidentally type it as Pacs and Reck, because I am an idiot -- but for me,
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This gown is gorgeous. And she looks gorgeous in it, from the neck down; something about the styling of Amy's head is giving me pause. I think it's the hair. Is that a braid in the front there, or just a wave? I'm not
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I've decided I really like Hayley Atwell. I don't know why. Maybe because she has a pretty accent, or because she's friends with Emma Thompson, or because she wore this simple but groovy orange dress with leather panels on the side, or because she&
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Other than turning Fab into a creepy footless wonder, I don't find this nearly as batshit as most of what La Beracasa wears. But it's so strange at the Met Ball to look like you just popped 'round after your day job running some rich
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Kerry Washington looked pretty at the Met Gala: Unsurprising, perhaps. Not very dramatic. Nowhere near crazy. A little bit "Come down to my place in Palm Springs this weekend for a key party, which will prove to be slightly unpleasant and awkward and anachronistic." But essentially pretty. And
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It's kind of fun to see someone wearing rich brown -- doesn't happen that often, I guess maybe because if you are a celebrity you don't want OTHER celebrities running up to you and trying to swipe a marshmallow through your skirt because they think
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I might be getting tapped out on the Met Ball, to the point where I need to communicate solely in one word ejaculations. SHINY! SPARKLES! SEXY! In all seriousness, though, I like this -- it's not very DRAMATIC in the way that everything else at the Met Gala is
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Well, the good news is, Michelle Monaghan appears to be working the bangs and makeup much better. And the cotton candy gown is an interesting choice -- I actually sort of like it, except that I can't tell what the fabric is, which makes me concerned it's
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I would expect nothing less from Fug Favorite Solange: There are like ninety different fabrics happening on this dress -- including sequins! -- giving it the overall aura of being patched together with the bits and pieces that you'd find at the bottom of your wrapping paper barrel. Regardless, I
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The woman behind Alexa Chung is, I suspect, having the exact same thought that I am. And that is, "Am I seeing men's running shorts from 1982 under that skirt?" A sequined shower curtain is such an extreme way to declare oneself a fan of marathoning.
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I guess I should be glad she's not wearing a full-on crewneck, right? In fact, this dress may be one of the most flattering to her neck and bustline that we've seen all year -- don't ask me how someone so tiny has such
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View the gallery We already covered Kristen Stewart, but there were a host of other up-and-comers among the younger set who got to call themselves Met Ballers. Among them: Fug Nation favorite Hailee Steinfeld, repeat offender Mia Wasikowska in something predictably dark and large, and the above-pictured
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This is the part where I say something really nice about Parks & Recreation, and how hilarious and must-see it's been this season, to cushion the blow of what's to come. This is a catastrophe, girl. Or, as Rob Lowe's character would say,
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I was JUST about to Well Play this, until I noticed something: There are like, VERY THREE DIMENSIONAL FEATHERS on the front of this dress that make it appear as though she's been dive-bombed by a flock of suicidal doves and I don't know if
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Enthusiasm definitely HELPS, Barbara... But at the end of the day, you look still look like the most amiable couch in Ronaldinho's summer home in Rio.
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