"HEY YO, MET BALLERS, WHAT IS UP, I AM IN YOUR TOWN SO DON'T FROWN IN YOUR GOWNS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE FANCY CLOWNS, BECAUSE NOW YOU HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY THE GENIUS. AND IF YOU HAVEN'T, GIVE IT TEN MINUTES, BECAUSE I WILL
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Once again, I am stuck by how SUPER SERIOUS BIZNIZ Ginnifer Goodwin always looks in photos, despite the fact that, on chat shows and the like, she seems totally bubbly and charming and fun. I don't know who told her to not to smile AND not to smize,
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For as cracked-out as Stella McCartney herself looked, she did a nice job dressing our once-and-possibly-future Fug Nemesis Maggie Gyllenhaal here: The color is pretty, the neckline is nice, and Maggie pulled out some soft hair minus her usual treadmill wisps. At the moment, I'
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Looking at this photo, I had a weird moment where I suddenly turned into Dorota, Blair's devoted ladies' maid on Gossip Girl. I sort of sighed, and looked concerned, and set my chin on my hand and said, "Oh, Mees Blair." Because...well, "oh,
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If you've ever wondered, as I do, whether it's as hard to walk in those skintight fishtail-hem gowns as it appears, let this be your answer: Getting Beyonce up these stairs was a two-person deal. She needed a plus-one AND a leg-wrangler.
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This dress is, I think, actually totally cute, even if the bottom of it looks a little bit like what would happen if you mixed Astro-turf with Brillo-pads, and therefore I know that if I were there I would be unable to to resist wandering up to Jessica
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View the gallery The other day -- or week, I can't tell anymore -- Rihanna wore this gown with a neverending train. It, like Celine Dion's heart, goes on and on. I can't imagine being able to move around in that thing without slinging it over
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I sincerely hated this. Regular readers know that I am rarely quite that blunt. Or, at the very least, quite that blunt right off the bat. But this looks like a tongue attached to an occasional table, and while I'm sure other Gala-goers where thrilled to have
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BOOBS: Hey, Kaiser! Can I call you Kaiser? KARL LAGERFELD: No. not unless we've met before, and even so, nicknames are for lazy. REPENT. BOOBS: Right, cool, got it. But seriously, it's me. It's Blake. KARL: Blake Carrington? BOOBS: Blake Lively. The face of
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You know things have gone horribly, horribly wrong when Chloe Sevigny - who is wearing a version of your dress, with the colors reversed and the tie shrunken to twee level -- is giving you the doubtful, hairy eyeball. As if she's thinking -- she, Chloe Sevigny, who went around town
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View the gallery Given the Met Ball's status as the Fashion Oscars -- but without the awards, and thus, a sad lack of embarrassing campaigning -- there are a ton of models on the guest list, both lesser-known and deeply current and hugely Super. There are also equally as
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THE OLSEN TWINS: A PLAY IN TWO SCENES: Somewhere in an unspecified and probably fictional European country; sometime in the previous two hundred years; at a bar located in the raucous drawing room of a house of ill-repute: ASHLEY OLSEN: GENTLEMAN! Gather round! Tonight, here at Olsen's!
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View the gallery "Look at her. An actress. In a model's domain. BORING. Move your bundchen, sad future waitress, and let Gisele show you how it's done." [Photos: Getty and WENN]
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Oh, THESE TWO: First of all, one of the most amusing things about looking at the pictures from the Met Ball is seeing how many of them include part of ALT's giant purple train. The answer is: most of them. Which I suppose is the risk you run
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Kirsten Dunst hasn't been in a big movie since 2008. That will soon change, as she stars in Dirty Dancing: Baja Fresh, where the poshest resort in the Catskills opens up a franchise of the popular Mexican-food joint and our heroine finds love while slinging burritos to
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