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Fug or Fine: Gwyneth Paltrow in Galvan

Heather — Wed, 14 Oct 2015 19:00:45 -0700

In the negative column, this is one of those jumpsuits that's a) designed to look like something has been tucked violently into it, possibly to the detriment of her nethers, and b) uses fabrics on the top that photograph fairly inexpensively.

Also, no bracelet. But it's not ufflattering on her, and...

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Recent Fugs: Jumpsuits

Heather — Wed, 10 Jun 2015 20:00:09 -0700

Might as well sweep them all up in the same dustpan, no?

[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]…

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Fug of Sight: Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad

Heather — Mon, 04 May 2015 16:00:31 -0700

"HOLA LOVERS."

"And yes, lovers, I do. Do you? You do. You always do. You will love me in sickness and in health --until you die, and I transfer my brain into a Science Body that is just like this one but bionic and also twenty-five -- and so by the power vested in…

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Get Fug: Alyssa Milano

Heather — Fri, 27 Mar 2015 15:00:05 -0700

I've decided not to call this a jumpsuit.

Instead, in honor of the basketball tournament, I'll christen it a "jumpshoot." As in:

Person #1: Hey, what are you wearing tonight?

Person #2 (turning toward mirror): I'm wearing this jump... shoot.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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Fug and Fab: Jessica Chastain

Heather — Fri, 17 Oct 2014 16:00:46 -0700

Wait a minute. Do we think that's the Letterman Dumpster, trying to disguise itself as a harmless upright piano waiting to be delivered? Is it looking up on Chastain's bellbottomed jumpsuit and rethinking the life choice that saw it vacate that nice Park Avenue-adjacent alley outside a UES condo just to get a load of this?
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Fugta Ora

Heather — Fri, 05 Sep 2014 19:00:58 -0700

I can't tell if she's wincing, or raising the roof.

Let's hope it's both: She's wincing, and then raising a roof so she can crawl under it and close the door and hide inside, rather than be in public in this body sleeve. It's like Ed Hardy started designing companion jumpsuits…

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What The Fug: Kim Kardashian

Heather — Tue, 05 Aug 2014 20:00:13 -0700

I've decided Kim Kardashian and Kanye are going to take the cultish furor around their coupling and turn it into an actual cult.

It will involve members building her a pedestal out of their own donated money, while she stands atop it, robes flowing, shouting, "Kanye has, like, the best taste."

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Very Good Fugs: Maggie Gyllenhaal

Heather — Tue, 22 Jul 2014 17:00:10 -0700

Well, at least her lipstick is nice.

But the rest of it is, as Jess said, fashion oatmeal: lumpy, bland, unappetizing, and like homework to consume.

[Photo: Getty]

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Casual Fuggerday: Jessica Szohr

Heather — Sat, 12 Jul 2014 17:00:58 -0700

Good old Vanessa from Brooklyn. At least she seems happy -- which she probably IS, now that she's off Gossip Girl and has been allowed to cut those third-hand extensions out of her hair.

However, a cuffed business jumpsuit is nothing to smile about -- it almost looks more like an…

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What the Fug: Nicole Richie

Heather — Fri, 11 Jul 2014 15:00:11 -0700

I saw this and said to myself, "Yep, another Hollywood person in a see-through maxi-dress; another collective prayer of thanks for the presence of undergarments."

But... well, I bet you know what's coming:

It's a Hollywood person in a see-through JUMPSUIT. AND IT'S TERRIBLE. It…

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