The bangs are GONE. I REPEAT: WE HAVE LOST THE BANGS. And a vast improvement it is. This face should be as uncovered as possible, because although I think she is a kind of terrible actor, she gives very good face. She continues to give not-so-hot wardrobe, though:
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View the gallery OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? I watched a clip of her wearing this on GMA and you can't even tell THE HORROR THAT LIES BENEATH. I don't know how anyone at GMA kept a straight face listening to her yap about
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View the gallery The good news is, we can finally see her pretty face. The bad news is, EVERYTHING ELSE. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Somewhere on the Astral Plane, Bea Arthur is wondering who stole her formal pantsuit. [Photos: Getty]
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I'm wondering if this looked better in person. I mean, aside from that always being the benefit of the doubt in these situations. The dress itself might be quite lovely. The shoes are totally getting lost for me (perhaps it's the lighting?). But -- as ever with
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View the gallery A brilliant Fug National tweeted us that peplum + feathers = a peplume. And it's TRUE. But is her peplumage crazy, or just crazy enough to work? [Photo: WENN]
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View the gallery Child, did you even TRY with that hair? [Photos: WENN, Splash]
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View the gallery I decided these two traded outfits at the last second, because Biel got sick of people raising an eyebrow at all the bridal white she kept wearing. That, or she's rebelling now that she's out from under Timberlake's iron fashion thumb.
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I decided when looking at this pic that 10 years from now we will all be surprised that Jessica Biel tried to make Jessica Biel: Movie Star happen for SO LONG: She is undoubtedly very, very pretty but she's kind of a charisma vacuum and I have never
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It's insane to me how BADLY everyone behind Biel seems to want her autograph. It's just Jessica Biel, you guys. Or maybe they just want to know who made that dress. That, I'm on board with.
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Honestly, the dress itself is really very pretty. But maybe wrapping the bridal veil around herself was a bit over the top: I worry that if she and Justin don't get hitched within the next six months, she's going to go out with it attached to
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Y'all are going to know EXACTLY where I'm going with this almost immediately. I am going to a wretched old town called Stumpville, where the trees have been hacked down, the barstools are all too low, and nobody has any knees. Seriously, though, I know I
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BIEL: ... But seriously, what, do you drink the blood of innocents? Make potions out of puppy hair and Tami Taylor's sweat? BECKINSALE: Whatever do you mean? BIEL: Your HAIR. It always looks so full and bushy. BECKINSALE: Well, obviously I'm not telling you any of my
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These are some tight pants. But, that's not why we're here. She has the body for them (although I don't actually think they are doing her body any kindly favors); she's erranding; whatever. No, we're here to discuss the little
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Jessica Biel just gave an interview saying that Justin Timberlake basically tells her what to wear. In my imagionation, this translates to her walking out of the closet and him doing portions of the "Bye, Bye, Bye" dance whenever he dislikes a choice. I mean, if you'
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