View the gallery Some of these women look INSANE and other looks glorious and I hate to say it, but Jessica Biel is really working it. Maybe her surprisingly good Fug Madness run scared her straight. [Photos: Getty]
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This is both a perfectly fine dress, and -- I think -- a very understandable statement of, "To all you people who thought I was hiding in our apartment because I am pregnant, I kindly present to you: my bod." She's got a great necklace, some bracelets, and
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It's amazing how much more positively I respond to Jessica Biel when she isn't sporting The Bangs of Doom: Has she worn color at all since she and JT got hitched? The answer appears to be Not Really. Maybe this is the twenty-first century version
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View the gallery Remember when I couldn't figure out why Natalie Portman's face looked slightly different? Well, I saw a before-and-after in Us Weekly (I think) about how she changed the arch of her eyebrows, and I think that really is what I was
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I am beginning to wonder if I am incapable of being unbiased about Biel right now. Not because of any silly (or not-so-silly) Timberlake rumors or because every time I read an interview with her, I kind of roll my eyes, but because I am so pleased she&
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In case you wondered, yes, Jessica Biel does own some pants that are opaque. And part of me thinks this is successful on her. It's flattering, it's cool, and it's not transparent. But the rest of me would've gone for edgier makeup,
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View the gallery This one desperately needed a hit after her mind-scramblingly hideous VMAs ensemble. And mercy of mercies, she got it. Parenthetically, I just looked at that link and spent three minutes sputtering various consonant sounds at Jessica to try and articulate my horror, and all that came
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There was a lot of chatter on Twitter last night about the mysterious whereabouts of Jessica Biel during the VMA's Salute To Justin: But now that I've seen what she's wearing, I can't say I blame her for not wanting to be
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View the gallery I was going to make a snide joke about how I wonder if Biel will ever work again -- I keep forgetting she was in Hitchcock -- and then IMDb reminded me that there is a rumor that the David O. Russell movie she made with Jake Gyllenhaal in
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View the gallery I feel like one of those hackneyed crocheted signs hanging in people's grandparents' doorways: "Bless this mess." For these are indeed a blessed mess, and THANK GOD for that, because messes are the bread and butter of GFY (well, actually, bread and
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View the gallery I need to get something on the record: I am freaked out by Justin Timberlake with straight hair. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I was wondering why Gwyneth skipped out on the Iron Man 3 shenanigans happening in London. I guess when a jeweler asks you to come hang out at its big ball, you call the studio and tell it you don't want to see the movie
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View the gallery Oh, Lady Timberbiel. You think you're so fashion-forward, but instead, you are ass-backwards. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery JUSTIN: CHERISHED LIFE PARTNER, YOU ARE A VISION. JESSICA: Isn't he adorable? JUSTIN: COME WITH ME TO YONDER FASHION DISPLAY. JESSICA: Right! That's what we're here for. A fashion show. JUSTIN: LET US TWINE OUR FOREARMS IN TRUEST LOVE. JESSICA: Yeah,
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View the gallery Let's see: CBS tried to ban sideboob and underboob at the Grammys. So the question is, when exactly does overboob become underboob? Is this... what, a five-yard penalty? Or is it the kind of intentional underboob that should get fifteen yards and an automatic
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