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Fug the Show: Empire recap, S2 Ep 11, “Death Will Have His Day”

Heather — Tue, 05 Apr 2016 21:00:01 -0700

This is back from the break, and I thought to myself, "WE HAVE ELEVEN MORE EPISODES?!?" Turns out they may only be doing 18 this season. I'm guessing by then they STILL won't have any idea why Serayah's name remains in the credits.

Also WE NEED TO DISCUSS HAKEEM'S SUIT.

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Fug the Show: Empire recap, Season 2 Fall Finale

Heather — Wed, 09 Dec 2015 17:00:14 -0800

All season I've been wanting Empire to get soapier, and it FINALLY delivered in fairly gripping fashion. I guess we just had to wait for them to remember how to MAKE the soap.

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Fug the Show: Empire recap, season 2, episode 9

Heather — Wed, 02 Dec 2015 19:30:37 -0800

I'm not going to lie and say that this delivered on last week's promise of crazy. But it DID deliver on the promise of Cookie and Candy, the upper-crust and/or expensively clad sisters looking for their trainwreck of a sibling. "Would you stop acting like Diahann Carroll, heifer?" Cookie snarks. Taraji P. Henson and Vivica…

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Fug the Show: Empire recap, season 2, episode 8

Heather — Fri, 20 Nov 2015 15:30:09 -0800

This is as much time as network TV has ever devoted to a rap battle, and it's one of the most watchable scenes of the season, even if I have no idea how half of it even worked (like how the crowd knew what to say when Hakeem held out the mic to them; did he pass…

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Fug the Show: Empire recap, season 2, episode 6

Heather — Fri, 06 Nov 2015 07:29:00 -0800

I think we're in the middle of a real, prolonged sophomore slump.

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Fug the Show: Empire recap season 2, episode 5

Heather — Fri, 23 Oct 2015 16:00:37 -0700

We were light on generally great lines this week, but if we're talking the best solely of this episode, here are a few:

-- "Your house ain't clean if your closets are dirty."

-- "A MOUTH IS A MOUTH."

-- "You wanna chillax here? You gotta pay tax here."

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Fug the Show: Empire recap, season 2, episode 4

Heather — Fri, 16 Oct 2015 14:00:18 -0700

This episode had an exhumation, a Thunderdome, red leather, the stabbing of a painting, and Marisa Tomei trying to be cool. Somehow, the last of those things was the oddest.

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Fug the Show: Empire recap, season 2, episode 3

Heather — Fri, 09 Oct 2015 05:05:48 -0700

This week's best lines:

1. "You couldn't find a C Major if it was right in between your legs. WHICH IT AIN'T."

2. "Blasphemy. I'm GOD."

3. "I doubt if Jesus Christ could save you without burning his hands."

4. "You've always been a little dirty. Why not get a…

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Fug the Show: Empire recap, season 2, episode 2

Heather — Fri, 02 Oct 2015 23:00:38 -0700

There weren't as many bananas lines this week, so for the Quote of the Episode I'm going with the graceful Lucious Lyon lyric, "Snitch. Bitch. Snitchin'-ass bitch." The thing is, it was actually pretty freaking catchy (written by Petey Pablo, who cameos in the scene as some dude named Clyde who gets tagged in the lyrics). He's…

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Fug the Show: Empire recap, Season 2, Episode 1

Heather — Fri, 25 Sep 2015 17:00:31 -0700

The six best lines from the season premiere:

1) "Your father is a tampon." (I swear this is what she said. If it's not, I don't want to know it. Also, what does it mean? That he's purse-size and rather helpful?)

2) "I love your drag, Mimi."

3) "You're rude, he's crude,…

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