This week’s best lines:

1. “You couldn’t find a C Major if it was right in between your legs. WHICH IT AIN’T.”

2. “Blasphemy. I’m GOD.”

3. “I doubt if Jesus Christ could save you without burning his hands.”

4. “You’ve always been a little dirty. Why not get a reward for it?”

5. ”          .” (This one courtesy of Rhonda, who actually had zero words to speak but did sort of open her mouth once real fast.)

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