Hey, I just saw this. And these shorts are CRAAAAAAAAZY. You're twenty-seven. Dress like it, maybe? I know your record label's Trying to GROOOOOOOOOOOOOM you, baby. But you're a grown-up. It's a little creepy, lady.
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Okay. So it's part and parcel of my job to look at a photo and say, "WHAT is she WEARING?" But in this instance, I actually can't figure out what Lily Cole here actually IS wearing. Like. LITERALLY, WHAT is she WEARING? [Photo: Splash]
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NICKY HILTON: I can't BELIEVE I'm still getting invited to stuff! REAL stuff! We're going to the Valentino show! That's REAL. That's like an ACTUAL THING. KATHY HILTON: Shhhh. Don't draw anyone's attention to us. In
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This is how I roll in my (rich and detailed) fantasy life: Leaving the Paris Ritz in a totally adorable Dior day dress, hair voluminous yet sleek, giant sunglasses. This is essentially the way I want to walk out of every door, in my life, ever.
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In the interest of starting from a place of positivity, I LOVE this lipstick on Ciara: And in the interest of coming from a place of negativity... then there's the rest of it. The back of my knees are sweating copiously just looking at this. [Photo: Splash]
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You guys, I think we have found the cousin to the wacky crochet pants she wore last week! And it turns out they're from a family of TROUSER SOCIOPATHS. [Photo: FameFlynet]
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The other day, someone on Twitter --Fug National @seminole94 -- told us that they thought the Rihanna song was called, "We Found Love In a Hostess Cake," and that is what it shall be for me, evermore. THAT is a song I want to hear. Weird Al, consider the
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This makes me happy just from gazing at it. Seriously, this is what might happen if Charlie Brown went on meds to treat his crippling self-esteem deficit. And I mean that in the best way. Nobody pulls a football away from this person -- or if they do, they get
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On one hand, thank god she didn't wear this to sing for the Queen. On the other hand, I kind of wish she had, because the CAPS LOCK-y post it would have produced would have been entertaining for me to write. All, "HAVE YOU NO RESPECT
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She looks so giddy: Clearly, her bedroom mirror stops around waist-height.
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I am SURE there's a reason John Mayer is traipsing around Hollywood dressed like a refugee from the Ren Faire: I can only HOPE, however, that the reason is because he's writing a new album containing ONLY songs written in iambic pentameter. It will be called
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If this is wicked unflattering when she's standing up, I can't imagine how it'll fall when she's lounging around the Chateau Marmont. She'll look like a grape-flavored tuffet. A half-naked grape-flavored tuffet, no less. The Fruit of
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View the gallery Dear Cheryl Cole: Let's take a look at your wardrobe, shall we?
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You may be wondering why I am even bothering with this outfit. You know -- it's just some girl in a babydoll sundress and a sweatshirt, going shopping. OR IS IT. Indeed, the only reason I used this particular picture here is that the ACTUAL outfit is Not Safe
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I forgot to post this last week (or whatever), but apparently Jessica wore this on Live With Kelly, and then out house-hunting in Manhattan. To say those shorts are not super flattering is an understatement. It looks like she poked her legs through a duffel bag. [Photo: INFdaily.com]
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